You underestimate the power of the tortie.

You underestimate my dislike of things that move that aren't me.

Have I mentioned yet today about how I hate people?

You're off to a slow start.

Crime makes you stupid, Connie.

They were just greedy, not evil.

You're off to a slow start.

Oh, I've been hating them since I got on a train that didn't end up going anywhere this morning, had to walk all over hell and gone to take a less-convenient line, and got to work an hour late.

I was just wondering if I had mentioned it.

Chicago mail sucks.

That reminds me, I need to call my bank. It seems the PO decided to inform that I've moved to MI based on a temporary CoA from over a year ago.

I memorized my passport number, 2 passports ago. I do not know my most recent pasport #, but I remember that one, so I use parts of it for passwords even today.

This is why I cannot remember to do things like laundry. My brain is taken up with nonsense US-assigned number strings.

I knew a woman once who had her SSN printed on her checks. It was more convenient, she said. She was in the army, which, you would think being in a bureaucracy that large she would learn how easy it is for a bureaucracy to mess with your personal data, but she was quite confident in her public-SSN-ness.

Mark Wahlberg's back guh.

continue to be tired.

how easy it is for a bureaucracy to mess with your personal data

Is it bureaucracy we need to worry about? I figure they can already get semi-legit access to my sensitive data anyway. It's Joe Blow that worries me.

You cannot successfully steal my identity if you are not a complete sucker for affectionate cats. No one would believe you and the lack of catfood purchases would raise red flags.

It would be as if I stole yours and failed to do anything martial-arts-like. The deception would collapse in on itself.

No one would believe you and the lack of catfood purchases would raise red flags.

Oh, I'd buy the catfood and the stuff. And then bury it in the park.

I'd be very tired.