R Kelly? Honey, you are on crack and have been in NY too long.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 12:50:46 pm PST #1378 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
bon bon - Nov 04, 2005 12:52:04 pm PST #1379 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I can't believe you don't see the appeal of Trapped in the Closet. That shit is crazee!
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 12:55:11 pm PST #1380 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm already having nausea problems. R Kelly has been making me ill since the whole jeep thing.
bon bon - Nov 04, 2005 12:58:20 pm PST #1381 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Should I even ask?
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 12:59:45 pm PST #1382 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's no Little Red Corvette:
You remind me of something
I just can't think what it is
Chorus:
You remind me of my jeep; I wanna ride it
Something like my sounds, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars; I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account, I wanna spend it
bon bon - Nov 04, 2005 1:02:59 pm PST #1383 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That's like prelude to how stupid Trapped in the Closet is.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 1:06:32 pm PST #1384 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You want me dead, don't you, bon?
And in more "aren't performers cute????" news:
Out of the blue, Phoenix suddenly changed the subject, asking, "Do I have a large frog in my hair?"
Reporter: No, no.
Phoenix: "Something's crawling out of my scalp."
Reporter: No, you look great.
Phoenix: "No, but I feel it. I'm not worried about the looks. I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. ... What did you ask me?"
Phoenix then turned away to whisper to his publicist, who smiled broadly and laughed with the actor. It appeared Phoenix was just messing with the reporter, only to return to the interview line, smile, reach out and briefly, gently massage his earlobe. A wave of laughs erupted from many of those within earshot.
One has to forgive this high-spirited bit of arrivals-line fun, given the cast and crew have been promoting the movie since September's Toronto Film Festival.
No, no, you don't have to forgive him. Promoting a movie for two months is his fucking job. Being random probably wasn't in the contract he signed. If it's annoying if he just started promoting the movie, it's annoying now.
Glamcookie - Nov 04, 2005 1:16:04 pm PST #1385 of 10006
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Not to mention he's no Johnny Cash. Nor is Reese fit to fill June's shoes.
t bitter
msbelle - Nov 04, 2005 1:17:23 pm PST #1386 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
bon bon, step away from the crazy.
traveling drama, of course. but now am "relaxing" for a couple of hours.
Sue - Nov 04, 2005 1:39:52 pm PST #1387 of 10006
hip deep in pie
Gud, Puppies!! very cute!