Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Nov 04, 2005 5:22:39 am PST #1236 of 10006
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

ita gave me test anxiety dreams last night.


tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 5:23:16 am PST #1237 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did they ever figure out where that syrup smell in NYC was coming from? Well, in Chicago we have to contend with chocolate smell.

The sweet smell of chocolate wafting through downtown Chicago isn't fattening, but it could be bad for you anyway.

Considered by many to be an olfactory delight, the Blommer Chocolate Co. factory in the West Loop is being accused of releasing too much choco-pollution while grinding roasted cacao beans for 10-pound candy bars and other delectable treats.

Someone apparently isn't cuckoo for cocoa powder lingering in the air.

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency sent an inspector to check out the factory, 600 W. Kinzie St., after a neighbor complained about the aroma of burnt chocolate. The unidentified person did not care for the powder-filled plume churning out of a roof duct, either.

Based on what the inspector saw during two mornings in early September, the EPA cited Blommer on Thursday for violating limits on opacity, or the amount of light blocked by the factory's grinder dust. The company later could be fined by the government.

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But the EPA rarely cites companies just for violating the limits. The agency's decision to take action against Blommer comes amid repeated complaints that the agency has failed to address opacity violations at coal-fired power plants in the Chicago area.

So the EPA is taking action against chocolate, but not coal? I am living in crazy-town.

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§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 5:25:27 am PST #1238 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita gave me test anxiety dreams last night.

I did not!

Connie, after a long-ago bad experience with beautiful knives rusting, I don't let any of mine get near moisture (mortal situations naturally excepted, they just haven't arisen...yet). So if you've been slaying snow with yours, you've road tested them way more than I have.


Jesse - Nov 04, 2005 5:26:34 am PST #1239 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Neato!

It's true that Skeeto is neato.

I just quoted Spiderman in an email to my department chair. I think she'll appreciate it.

So now I'm at work, my boss is not, and the only task I have to do is large and unpleasant and I don't wanna.


Jessica - Nov 04, 2005 5:28:03 am PST #1240 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

choco-pollution

I love this word.


sarameg - Nov 04, 2005 5:31:29 am PST #1241 of 10006

My city doesn't have any mysterious nice smells. There is the sulfur by the courthouse I pass every morning. And the glue factory smell right by the 83 overpass. Fells Point always smells of old beer, piss and fish, though that's less of a mystery. After it has been raining a few days, everywhere starts smelling like wet dirty dog.

I will say that in early June, the honeysuckle on the metro/rail fence by my apartment makes the neighborhood smell nice.


lisah - Nov 04, 2005 5:37:41 am PST #1242 of 10006
Punishingly Intricate

My city doesn't have any mysterious nice smells.

And then there's the pervasive vinegar fumes at 83 by Cold Spring!


Megan E. - Nov 04, 2005 5:37:55 am PST #1243 of 10006

OMG I dreamt last night about Clive Owen, but he was made up liek Robert Smith from the Cure. It was TEH HOTT!! let me tell you.

oh my. I'll be in my bunk.


dcp - Nov 04, 2005 5:42:45 am PST #1244 of 10006
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

after a long-ago bad experience with beautiful knives rusting, I don't let any of mine get near moisture

This is a good preservative.


sarameg - Nov 04, 2005 5:42:49 am PST #1245 of 10006

And then there's the pervasive vinegar fumes at 83 by Cold Spring!

Wait, is that the glue factory smell? I guess it could be vinegary. Man, some days when the wind is just right, I have to hold my breath at the first eastbound stoplight.