Or the short form:
Dear Various and Sundry Bosshats:
Let us 'splain... No, there is too much. Let us sum up.
We will cut you.
Kisses,
JZ, beth and Cindy
eta: Hec, I'm so glad she is being less of a total pus-bucket assmarmot at the moment, but that doesn't get her off my Notice Board. She is just exactly
thisclose
to the Dead To Me Board. Reasonable now, great, but she's twisted you through so many agonizing wringers over the last year. I'm not feeling overly generous with the slack-cutting.
I only wish there was just one person I could direct my anger at. gggrrrr.
Let my Husband go!
Hec, I'm so glad she is being less of a total pus-bucket assmarmot at the moment, but that doesn't get her off my Notice Board. She is just exactly thisclose to the Dead To Me Board. Reasonable now, great, but she's twisted you through so many agonizing wringers over the last year. I'm not feeling overly generous with the slack-cutting.
Heh. Assmarmot. Now there's a coinage.
And yes, I concur that her annual batting average on twisted gut wringers is way too high for any slack cutting. Leave her On Notice.
She will be gone for the last week of the year!
Yo - JZ, I want in on that letter...
Sadly, assmarmot is not mine. I found it on Table Talk this morning.
Leave her On Notice.
::arches eyebrow, stabs index finger accusingly::
Pus-bucket McAssmarmot, you're On Notice! Right behind the bears.
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