Sadly, assmarmot is not mine. I found it on Table Talk this morning.
Leave her On Notice.
::arches eyebrow, stabs index finger accusingly::
Pus-bucket McAssmarmot, you're On Notice! Right behind the bears.
Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.
'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Dec 14, 2005 11:02:59 am PST #9865 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jessica - Dec 14, 2005 11:19:17 am PST #9866 of 10003
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Researchers have discovered a new drug that raises the level of endocannabinoids--the 'brain's own cannabis'--providing anti-depressant effects. The new research published in this week's Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS), suggests the new drug, called URB597, could represent a safer alternative to cannabis for the treatment of pain and depression, and open the door to new and improved treatments for clinical depression
DavidS - Dec 14, 2005 11:20:51 am PST #9867 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Researchers have discovered a new drug that raises the level of endocannabinoids--the 'brain's own cannabis'--providing anti-depressant effects. The new research published in this week's Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS), suggests the new drug, called URB597, could represent a safer alternative to cannabis for the treatment of pain and depression, and open the door to new and improved treatments for clinical depression
Now we know why zombies eat brains. It gets them stoned.
Jessica - Dec 14, 2005 11:21:20 am PST #9868 of 10003
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Sweet braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins.
Laura - Dec 14, 2005 11:53:38 am PST #9869 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
This is most excellent news.
brenda m - Dec 14, 2005 11:56:49 am PST #9870 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Whoa.
amych - Dec 14, 2005 12:38:01 pm PST #9871 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
that doesn't get her off my Notice Board. She is just exactly thisclose to the Dead To Me Board.
The two boards in question are the most useful thing ever.
Brains, whoa.
Cash, the more details you get from your cousin, the more I'm thrilled for a safe baby and mom and READY TO UNLEASH TEH FLAMING FIST OF DEATH on the assmarmots at the podunk hospital.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 14, 2005 12:41:48 pm PST #9872 of 10003
What is even happening?
Cash, the more details you get from your cousin, the more I'm thrilled for a safe baby and mom and READY TO UNLEASH TEH FLAMING FIST OF DEATH on the assmarmots at the podunk hospital.Yep. Me, too. I just wish I'd said assmarmots before amy, if not before JZ.
I had to write my note in baying-at-the-moon language, because my husband's boss is not of this world. I forget that there are other, evil bosses, who are of this world.
A while back (I think before we moved, so over two years ago), I had a dream that he was in my (old) kitchen, sitting with us at the table. In my dream, I stood up, pounded my fist on the table, and said, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, [bosshat's first name]." I've never even met bosshat, but that does not diminish my ire.
DavidS - Dec 14, 2005 12:52:00 pm PST #9873 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, [bosshat's first name]."
See now, that was the perfect place to use [assmarmot].
Topic!Cindy - Dec 14, 2005 12:59:48 pm PST #9874 of 10003
What is even happening?
But what isn't, really?