I'm doing what's commonly known as bullshitting, talking out my ass or snowballing. It's great fun!

I've never heard the term snowballing.

Wait, does it mean the same thing as it does in the movie Clerks ? Because if it does - funny.

Oh my word, Cashmere. I'm so sorry. Your due date is around Feb. 8, right? Your poor cousin. I can't believe she was seven months along, having pains, and they didn't check to see if she was dilated. That's criminal.

I hope she and the baby are all right. Is the ruptured uterus something that can be repaired?

I know we're supposed to talk thread titles in b'crazy, but I wanted to suggest a line that was from a recent Veronica Mars episode. This is a NAFDA thread. B'crazy isn't. I didn't want to have to explain it in B'crazy. If Bitches don't want a line from another show proposed as a title, I don't want to officially propose it. And, if Bitches think it is too crass, I don't want to propose it.

But I really want to propose it.

Here it is:

Spike's Bitches 28: * Rode Hard, Meet Put Away Wet *

Hey, sweeties.

Hugs and ~ma for everyone. Yay for papers, boo for asshat doctors and girls not interested in Our Billytea, and teh babies are so very cute.

Yesterday was a very bad day. I hope today is a better day.

Jeez, Cash! That's astounding. It's like people WANT to get sued.

I had an email at work yesterday that said a colleague had her kid after 55 hours of labor. That's a typo, right? I mean, they'd C-Section or something before that, right?

ION, TM!Girl is not interested. Apparently there's someone else she's sort of interested in right now, so she just wants to be friends. Ah well.

OK, now that she's history I can say this. My firms entire practice is intellectual property and I couldn't stop seeing her as Trademark Girl. For sanity purposes, I'm glad to see her go. t mememe

Oh, Cashmere, that's awful!

And, before I rush of too class, it's The Last Day of Classes Sanity Prayer.

God grant me the sanity
to finish the the last couple of changes to my paper;
the patience to not kill my tutoring students;
and wisdom to remember to eat.

Amen

I had an email at work yesterday that said a colleague had her kid after 55 hours of labor. That's a typo, right? I mean, they'd C-Section or something before that, right?

It's possibly not a typo. My cousin was in labor for, I think, 53 hours. The baby was crowned for much of that time. She absolutely refused a c-section. She was also on Medicaid at the time, and my aunt believed she was receiving sub-standard care.

I'm with the people who always read that as TMI Girl -- so I'm glad and clearly she doesn't deserve billytea.

billytea, have you seen Dr. Tatiana? if you were only on the same continent ....