You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Dec 13, 2005 1:13:38 pm PST #9699 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Nobody should wish for a reverse-cycle feeding baby. That way lies deep deep sleep deprivation, emotional breakdowns every Saturday, and various other forms of insanity. Signed, been there, not yet sure I've survived.

Yeah. I'm thinking it would be a bit of hell. If we do wind up that way, I will weep and my mother will wonder why that is, because SHE did just fine.

(In mother's case, well, she sleeps even less than I generally do, and she's had 45 years to gloss over the memory with a thin veneer of nostalgia.)


vw bug - Dec 13, 2005 1:27:47 pm PST #9700 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

t stomps foot

I DON'T WANNA WRITE MY PAPER!

t apologizes for shouting


DavidS - Dec 13, 2005 2:00:59 pm PST #9701 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ms. bug, how ya gonna do all them honors courses if you can't sit your booty down and write this paper, huh?

DXM & Maidengurl, A's got Milton Bradley for Andre Ethier. Good pick up for the A's. Addition by subtraction for the Dodgers, I guess.

Gud, I'm sorry. I'm wishing you a Christmas filled with kindness and patience and lots of kid time.


Emily - Dec 13, 2005 2:03:01 pm PST #9702 of 10003
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Milton Bradley

Er. Really?


DavidS - Dec 13, 2005 2:08:53 pm PST #9703 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Er. Really?

That's his name. I wouldn't make Monopoly jokes to his face though, since he's a bit volatile.

There's also a player named Coco Crisp playing in the majors. Cleveland left fielder, I think.


Steph L. - Dec 13, 2005 2:11:45 pm PST #9704 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

There's also a player named Coco Crisp playing in the majors. Cleveland left fielder, I think.

Does he play with Captain Crunch?


vw bug - Dec 13, 2005 2:13:23 pm PST #9705 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

ms. bug, how ya gonna do all them honors courses if you can't sit your booty down and write this paper, huh?

Ha! This is for one of them honors courses. And I'm working on it. I just don't wanna.

ETA: What was that good source documentation website? flea?

ETAA: Nebbermind. I found it. Duke: [link]


DavidS - Dec 13, 2005 2:14:48 pm PST #9706 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Does he play with Captain Crunch?

I'm betting he's a better left fielder than the Reds had last year.


ChiKat - Dec 13, 2005 2:15:25 pm PST #9707 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Not flea, but citationmachine.net is pretty good.


Steph L. - Dec 13, 2005 2:16:55 pm PST #9708 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'm betting he's a better left fielder than the Reds had last year.

You DO know that Reds fans also think the team sucks, and therefore don't get zinged by insults?

Now, maybe if we had a left fielder like ol' Frankenberry, or whoever....