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Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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§ ita § - Oct 27, 2005 8:33:12 am PDT #960 of 10003

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I did look like a boy, I accept that. Having the hair blonde means people look longer, and it rarely happens anymore, but big lips and big tits, and I still got called Mr.

I just didn't care. There are many worse things to be called. Admittedly, I didn't much like to be the guy I must have looked like (kinda wimpy), but there you go. Now I think I make a much better guy.

amych - Oct 27, 2005 8:37:27 am PDT #961 of 10003

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

mid length styles that are too wide. Too much horizontal hair is generally bad.

Eww, yeah. Mushroom head.

tommyrot - Oct 27, 2005 8:40:17 am PDT #962 of 10003

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Women who have longish curly hair who go into orbit tend to get nasty space-hair.

eta: Worst. Space-hair. Ever: [link]

Regular kind of space-hair: [link]

Steph L. - Oct 27, 2005 8:43:43 am PDT #963 of 10003

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

the whatever friend would be all swoony or noddy until I got to how tall he was and many MANY of them would PHYSICALLY RECOIL.

And then say, "oh, I could NEVER date a man shorter than I am".

"Why not?"

More often than not the answer was "How would I wear heels?"

My best friend is 6 feet tall and routinely wears 3- to 4-inch heels on dates, even when the guy isn't 6' 4". Though she didn't become that confident until she got out of college. Before then, it was flats all the way.

I think you can have a hairstyle that makes your hair look good, but doesn't work for your face.

This is all I really mean when I criticize hair-obsessed guys. They seem to take into account ONLY the hair, and not how it looks ON the woman.

DavidS - Oct 27, 2005 8:45:48 am PDT #964 of 10003

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

eta: Worst. Space-hair. Ever: [link]

That seems hazardous.

sumi - Oct 27, 2005 8:46:23 am PDT #965 of 10003

Art Crawl!!!

Space hair -- must we take that into consideration now too?

tommyrot - Oct 27, 2005 8:46:42 am PDT #966 of 10003

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pretty bad space hair: [link]

Sophia Brooks - Oct 27, 2005 8:46:49 am PDT #967 of 10003

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

This is all I really mean when I criticize hair-obsessed guys. They seem to take into account ONLY the hair, and not how it looks ON the woman.

I also always seem to get the Little Women "But, jo-- your ONE beauty..." vibe, but that might just be me.

DavidS - Oct 27, 2005 8:47:02 am PDT #968 of 10003

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Space hair -- must we take that into consideration now too?

Crewcuts for all Starship Troopers!

DavidS - Oct 27, 2005 8:48:10 am PDT #969 of 10003

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I also always seem to get the Little Women "But, jo-- your ONE beauty..." vibe, but that might just be me.

Hmph. I think you've got great eyes, great mouth. Many beauties.

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