You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Oct 27, 2005 8:45:48 am PDT #964 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

eta: Worst. Space-hair. Ever: [link]

That seems hazardous.


sumi - Oct 27, 2005 8:46:23 am PDT #965 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Space hair -- must we take that into consideration now too?


tommyrot - Oct 27, 2005 8:46:42 am PDT #966 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pretty bad space hair: [link]


Sophia Brooks - Oct 27, 2005 8:46:49 am PDT #967 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

This is all I really mean when I criticize hair-obsessed guys. They seem to take into account ONLY the hair, and not how it looks ON the woman.

I also always seem to get the Little Women "But, jo-- your ONE beauty..." vibe, but that might just be me.


DavidS - Oct 27, 2005 8:47:02 am PDT #968 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Space hair -- must we take that into consideration now too?

Crewcuts for all Starship Troopers!


DavidS - Oct 27, 2005 8:48:10 am PDT #969 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I also always seem to get the Little Women "But, jo-- your ONE beauty..." vibe, but that might just be me.

Hmph. I think you've got great eyes, great mouth. Many beauties.


Aims - Oct 27, 2005 8:48:19 am PDT #970 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

But you're not going to let him do the Satan's Headbanger look he did in high school? Such a shame. I adored that hair.

That? I'll divorce him for. Blech.


Steph L. - Oct 27, 2005 8:50:24 am PDT #971 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Another thing about ubiqui-long hair is that most women don't have hair thick enough to carry it off. After a certain length, it gets all scraggly. Which is, I suppose the opposite problem of horizontally thick pyramid hair. (Which any woman can easily avoid by having just a couple of layers cut in.)


tommyrot - Oct 27, 2005 8:51:48 am PDT #972 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Space hair -- must we take that into consideration now too?

Not until we complete the Buffista Orbital Death Ray and Corset Shop.


Beverly - Oct 27, 2005 8:53:00 am PDT #973 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Spider Robinson did a thing in Stardance about a guy in their zero-gravity dance troupe who relied on a single rubber band to contain his luxurious locks of hair. The band broke, the hair swirled all over the interior of his helmet, he started to inhale it, and ripped his helmet off to deal with the hair.... Oops. Talk about your bad space hair.