I. Will. Kill. My. Gyno.

And his worthless secretary.

The correct answer to a patient who is furious because her prescription refills have not been called in for OVER A WEEK SINCE SHE PLACED THE ORDER is not "Oh, that's because he doesn't usually do the pharmacy calls."

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I've made another appointment with a new doctor, but it's not until February.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I've made another appointment with a new doctor, but it's not until February.

My guy is great, ping me if you want his info.

"Oh, that's because he doesn't usually do the pharmacy calls."

Eeek. Smite-worthy.

Weird. I just noticed that I've got a bunch of bruises around my knee that weren't there last night. No clue what happened. The knee feels a little stiff, but not really painful at all, but these are a whole lot of bruises.

Gris reminded me that I also need to buy boots. Sneakers will work for today, but I've gone two DC winters without boots, and both of them involved at least a few times that I needed to thaw out my feet when I got home.

My guy is great, ping me if you want his info.

Thanks, but I really prefer a female gyno.

Ok, there was no pie, no cake, and no fudge. However, they did have cookies.

Of course it snows a lot BEFORE I get to the shoe store and buy boots. Also, I'm supposed to walk 25 blocks tonight, after a party, in the snowed-on ground. Bootless. Thirdly, I lost one of my gloves last night.

I've put it off and put it off. I can't even find my old pair of boots. I'm trying to talk myself out of a pair of Uggs. Because they're too spendy. I will, instead, be good and buy the $29.95 LL Bean boots that will work very well for the amount of snow we get here.

Thanks, but I really prefer a female gyno.

I keep threatening my OB that I'm going to switch to one of the tiny female doctors in his practice for their slim, girlish hands.

I only ever had females OB/GYN's, but I always felt with them (just my experience), that because they had the same plumbing, they didn't really listen to my questions or answer "silly" questions without an eyeroll and a sigh.

My OB/GYN right now? I've offered to help relocate him to Michigan when we move back. He's English. And is funny. And was so awesome during my pregnancy and delivery and always answers questions. No matter how goofy they are.

My current gyno is a very pleasant guy, making jokes about "Coming in for the yearly inspection and safety check, huh?"

Though I was grateful for having a woman gyno when I had that colposcopy, because she'd had one herself and was all, "Yeah, I know, hurts like hell, hang in there."

My guy is absolutely hilarious! Which is why I stick around despite his freakin' huge hands. He just told me at my last visit that he was pretty sure that there was a planet out in the universe where the men had the babies. But that they had probably also died out very quickly.

He has a quirky empathy.

Though I was grateful for having a woman gyno when I had that colposcopy, because she'd had one herself and was all, "Yeah, I know, hurts like hell, hang in there."

Bad flashback! *shudder*