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Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2005 5:56:55 am PST #8729 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I took the subway-to-subway-to-five-dollar-cab route to work and was only six minutes late. Go team public transportation!


Gris - Dec 09, 2005 5:58:35 am PST #8730 of 10003
Hey. New board.

Of course it snows a lot BEFORE I get to the shoe store and buy boots. Also, I'm supposed to walk 25 blocks tonight, after a party, in the snowed-on ground. Bootless. Thirdly, I lost one of my gloves last night.

Maybe I should find time to go shopping today.


Jessica - Dec 09, 2005 6:03:35 am PST #8731 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I. Will. Kill. My. Gyno.

And his worthless secretary.

The correct answer to a patient who is furious because her prescription refills have not been called in for OVER A WEEK SINCE SHE PLACED THE ORDER is not "Oh, that's because he doesn't usually do the pharmacy calls."

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I've made another appointment with a new doctor, but it's not until February.


Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2005 6:20:09 am PST #8732 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I've made another appointment with a new doctor, but it's not until February.

My guy is great, ping me if you want his info.


Hil R. - Dec 09, 2005 6:37:59 am PST #8733 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

"Oh, that's because he doesn't usually do the pharmacy calls."

Eeek. Smite-worthy.

Weird. I just noticed that I've got a bunch of bruises around my knee that weren't there last night. No clue what happened. The knee feels a little stiff, but not really painful at all, but these are a whole lot of bruises.

Gris reminded me that I also need to buy boots. Sneakers will work for today, but I've gone two DC winters without boots, and both of them involved at least a few times that I needed to thaw out my feet when I got home.


Jessica - Dec 09, 2005 6:39:33 am PST #8734 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My guy is great, ping me if you want his info.

Thanks, but I really prefer a female gyno.


WindSparrow - Dec 09, 2005 6:39:55 am PST #8735 of 10003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ok, there was no pie, no cake, and no fudge. However, they did have cookies.


Cashmere - Dec 09, 2005 7:04:23 am PST #8736 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Of course it snows a lot BEFORE I get to the shoe store and buy boots. Also, I'm supposed to walk 25 blocks tonight, after a party, in the snowed-on ground. Bootless. Thirdly, I lost one of my gloves last night.

I've put it off and put it off. I can't even find my old pair of boots. I'm trying to talk myself out of a pair of Uggs. Because they're too spendy. I will, instead, be good and buy the $29.95 LL Bean boots that will work very well for the amount of snow we get here.

Thanks, but I really prefer a female gyno.

I keep threatening my OB that I'm going to switch to one of the tiny female doctors in his practice for their slim, girlish hands.


Aims - Dec 09, 2005 7:07:09 am PST #8737 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I only ever had females OB/GYN's, but I always felt with them (just my experience), that because they had the same plumbing, they didn't really listen to my questions or answer "silly" questions without an eyeroll and a sigh.

My OB/GYN right now? I've offered to help relocate him to Michigan when we move back. He's English. And is funny. And was so awesome during my pregnancy and delivery and always answers questions. No matter how goofy they are.


Connie Neil - Dec 09, 2005 7:12:17 am PST #8738 of 10003
brillig

My current gyno is a very pleasant guy, making jokes about "Coming in for the yearly inspection and safety check, huh?"

Though I was grateful for having a woman gyno when I had that colposcopy, because she'd had one herself and was all, "Yeah, I know, hurts like hell, hang in there."