From way back:

(Sail, there may be an "EMERGENCY--PLEASE FOR TO HELP ON PROJECT" email, in your future.)

No problemo. Christmas in Spain was very interesting to someone raised with US Christian holidays. It's very much more directed to the entire population celebrating along strictly religious lines, and while it can be solemn, it is by no means joyless. I enjoyed every aspect of it.

Things you should not tell your mother:

1) That you told the nurse at the ER how long it's been since you had sex.

2) That you told another nurse that really you wish you were having sex.

I blame it on the drugs.

I threadsucked over 600 posts and came back to:

I promise not to flip out and kill any Russians...it's the least I can do for a knight in white satin armor like yourself.

vw, I have done both of those. Dr. asked if I was sexually active. "Well, technically ... in that it has happened before."

So, are we having a contest on who's NGA standing is the longest standing? Mine's on the verge of giving Chuck Norris a run for his money.

I don't want to play that game. Someone's gonna get hurt.

Most people even start the sex without activation. Self-starters, you know.

Is the bank being cool about it?

Yup. She should have all her money back in 3-5 days. It's just so shitty. The EXACT same thing happened to my elder sister about two months ago. It's just very, very weird.

They can track whoever did it--they can check the security cameras at the Target where the purchase was made. I just hope they catch the fuckers.

I don't want to play that game. Someone's gonna get hurt.

Daniel, the motor on my self-starter works just fine, I think it's the brushes that are worn down.

There are brushes? Boy, I have been doing it wrong.