Things you should not tell your mother:
1) That you told the nurse at the ER how long it's been since you had sex.
2) That you told another nurse that really you wish you were having sex.
I blame it on the drugs.
Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough, and talked about boys.
Giles ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Dec 07, 2005 3:57:13 pm PST #8458 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Cass - Dec 07, 2005 4:01:35 pm PST #8459 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I threadsucked over 600 posts and came back to:
I promise not to flip out and kill any Russians...it's the least I can do for a knight in white satin armor like yourself.I like this place.
vw, I have done both of those. Dr. asked if I was sexually active. "Well, technically ... in that it has happened before."
SailAweigh - Dec 07, 2005 4:03:00 pm PST #8460 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
So, are we having a contest on who's NGA standing is the longest standing? Mine's on the verge of giving Chuck Norris a run for his money.
vw bug - Dec 07, 2005 4:03:56 pm PST #8461 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
I don't want to play that game. Someone's gonna get hurt.
DCJensen - Dec 07, 2005 4:03:58 pm PST #8462 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.
Most people even start the sex without activation. Self-starters, you know.
Cashmere - Dec 07, 2005 4:04:51 pm PST #8463 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Is the bank being cool about it?
Yup. She should have all her money back in 3-5 days. It's just so shitty. The EXACT same thing happened to my elder sister about two months ago. It's just very, very weird.
They can track whoever did it--they can check the security cameras at the Target where the purchase was made. I just hope they catch the fuckers.
Cass - Dec 07, 2005 4:06:27 pm PST #8464 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I don't want to play that game. Someone's gonna get hurt.It's all about the safe word...
SailAweigh - Dec 07, 2005 4:07:55 pm PST #8465 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Daniel, the motor on my self-starter works just fine, I think it's the brushes that are worn down.
§ ita § - Dec 07, 2005 4:12:03 pm PST #8466 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There are brushes? Boy, I have been doing it wrong.
tommyrot - Dec 07, 2005 4:14:21 pm PST #8467 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There are also brushless motors. What the difference is, I don't know - but I'd guess that the brushless ones don't have brushes.