My
real parents lived in a pink castle and would have given me a pony...
Heh.
Actually, today my voice teacher said her five year old son, who's adopted, sometimes says "my REAL mother would let me _______" when he's pissed off. She laughed and laughed (and sounded a little relieved) when I told her I don't think it's an adoption thing -- I used to say it too.
My real parents were pretty cool. No ponies, though.
Plei, I might be able to lay in a cheap supply of disposable mascara brushes from my sister the Mary Kay dealer. She only charges me her cost (40%, usually)--and I think those tester brushes are dirt cheap.
The ones I got were Mary Kay ones--they were pretty cheap on eBay (there was some other stuff with them, but I was in it for the brushes)--they're nice. Good thick, sturdy bristles.
I might be down with this plan.
Also, my real parents were Jay and Silent Bob, as I've discovered recently.
Also, my real parents were Jay and Silent Bob, as I've discovered recently.
Love child! Never meant to be...
Plei, now
that
movie would be more fun than Jersey Girl.
Not to dimish the truth or importance of the statement.
I just ate so I'd have food in my stomach when I puke again.
Could my body cut me a break yet?
Plei, I might be able to lay in a cheap supply of disposable mascara brushes from my sister the Mary Kay dealer. She only charges me her cost (40%, usually)--and I think those tester brushes are dirt cheap.
Ooooh, me too, please?
My One True Mascara is DiorShow. Yes, by Dior. Yes, kinda pricy ($25), and only comes in black. But it's the best mascara I've ever used.
{{vw}} Sweetie, I hope you feel better soon.
Thanks, Jilli!
ION, we need help choosing what picture is going on our Christmas card this year. Which is your favorite? [link]
I need people to tell me I'm not old and decrepit.