I'm buff diving while waiting for leftovers to heat up, and I just re-read billytea's Testicle Story. My cheeks have cramped from laughing.
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Volans - Nov 25, 2005 7:48:46 am PST #6608 of 10003
move out and draw fire
JZ - Nov 25, 2005 8:11:10 am PST #6609 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
'Scopy-ma and house-ma in abundance to you, Deena. Grrr on the Miracleborns' stoopid ring-losing-water-shutting-off-not-even-ring-FINDING landladyzilla. And Cindy's big long post made me all sniffly.
We had a lovely, quiet Thanksgiving. As a special treat on top of the nice mellow day and vegetarian gravy and Best Stuffing/Dressing Ever, Emmett's mom had saved up a whole month of trashy celebrity magazines for me. Such a nummy treat. Also imparted to me the invaluable information that the super-cute wriggly puppy Jake Gyllenhall just got (someone, possibly ita, posted a link to an absurdly adorable picture of Jake and the puppy in Natter a few days ago) is a PUGGLE. The Zmayhem puggle-oost now officially knows no bounds(aside from the unfortunate $575 a puppy bound).
And now it's all gray and rainy, but there is the possibility of lunch with Deb and juliana, and probably Emmett-related indoor outings later in the day.
I'm vibing hard for sj, trapped in Black Friday retail hell.
Volans - Nov 25, 2005 8:19:41 am PST #6610 of 10003
move out and draw fire
And here I thought a puggle was a baby echidna.
Trudy Booth - Nov 25, 2005 8:29:01 am PST #6611 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm at my Mom's and have cable and am watching The American Muscle Car and today is Corvettes and Cass doesn't. like. stingrays. but I love her nonetheless.
Oh! And I'm eating a turkey sammich on REALLY good rye bread. That's one of my favorite family traditions, buying the killer bread for the next day. I pitty people without bakery access on this day above all others.
I think I'll go to Costco, see Harry Potter, and then clean some stuff, then come home and have ANOTHER Thanksgiving dinner that can't beat.
§ ita § - Nov 25, 2005 8:48:14 am PST #6612 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wasn't the one that posted the Jake picture (I think it was Kat). I'd thought it was this one, but apparently not, so I need to go back and find hers.
Megan E. - Nov 25, 2005 9:25:33 am PST #6613 of 10003
I think I'll go to Costco, see Harry Potter
Costco shows movies??
Trudy Booth - Nov 25, 2005 9:27:53 am PST #6614 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ah, Megan, this would be bliss. No. I'm just still stoned on turkey and typoing.
tommyrot - Nov 25, 2005 9:30:08 am PST #6615 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Costco shows movies??
Nah. But they have a Corporate Time Machine, which allows them to buy Harry Potter DVDs in the future and transport them to the present....
Megan E. - Nov 25, 2005 9:32:19 am PST #6616 of 10003
wow. costco is godlike.
Laura - Nov 25, 2005 9:34:29 am PST #6617 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
There is absolutely nothing they could offer to get me to go to Costco today, or any other shopping establishment for that matter. I did stop at the grocery store.
Tom - how are you feeling? Is the achey body feeling better?