Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets. But that's air through the engine. It's past. We're business people.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:59:09 am PDT #648 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And now that we have the rules of humour down pat...


Susan W. - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:46 am PDT #649 of 10003
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Sometimes I think Annabel means to forego ever learning to talk and instead communicate through interpretive dance.

We were both sitting here having our lunches. I looked over and asked if she was done and ready for her nap. She immediately tore off her bib and gave an exaggerated, theatrical yawn.


Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 11:02:36 am PDT #650 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

And now that we have the rules of humour down pat...

What about pratfalls? What's the verdict on them? Funny, or just lame?


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:03:54 am PDT #651 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What's the verdict on them? Funny, or just lame?

Depends. If there are props -- not funny. If the prat is English -- funny. Otherwise (or in intersecting cases), we need to evaluate individually.


Aims - Oct 26, 2005 11:04:54 am PDT #652 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

For example, I am cleaning the house and my tiara falls off. I slip on it, fall to the floor, beaning myself in the head with the vacuum hose, which then clogs with my hair and explodes all over myself and the dog.

Fuuny or lame?


tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 11:05:37 am PDT #653 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fuuny or lame?

Is the dog wearing a sweater?


Aims - Oct 26, 2005 11:06:12 am PDT #654 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:06:17 am PDT #655 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You need an accent to pull that one off properly. But the dog really tips it in your favour.


amych - Oct 26, 2005 11:06:35 am PDT #656 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fuuny or lame?

Was the vacuum bag full at the time? Also, does the dog end up wearing the tiara at a cutely off-kilter angle?


Aims - Oct 26, 2005 11:07:06 am PDT #657 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bag full, dog ends up with tiara on his butt.