I just sent laura's poem to my entire family
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I like the first one best, Daisy.
I like the first one better for many reasons, which is why I'm afraid I'll actually get it and when it arrives at my doorstep, too late to get anything else, it will totally clash with the dress.
I'm going to stare at both the dress and the picture of the shrug all night to see if I can make up my mind.
Damn. I forgot to make CERTAIN that SOMEONE is making cranberry sauce for tomorrow.
Damn.
Cranberry sauce is an absolute must. I twitch when I see turkey without it.
Usually I make it, using cranberries, port, nutmeg, cloves, a hint of cinnamon, vanilla, sugar, and loving obsession.
This year, we're doing sweet potatoes.
Shit. Someone better be doing the cranberries.
Aimee, you are wrong like a wrong thing, you weird cranberry hater. You and Paul both. And he doesn't even like the dried ones.
I like the first one better for many reasons, which is why I'm afraid I'll actually get it and when it arrives at my doorstep, too late to get anything else, it will totally clash with the dress.
Dye it!
Now the test of thanksgiving is how many things can you put gravy on ...
Pretty much everything except sweet potatoes and cranberry stuff.
Cranberry sauce is an absolute must. I twitch when I see turkey without it.
If you end up at our place after the family festivities, I know that there will be at least two kinds of cranberry sauce.
Er, did you see it? I don't think it's really dyeable.
Oh. I did, but I hadn't looked long enough to notice the beads. Hmm.
Jilli, we'll be swinging by at some point after. I have the bag I was intending to take to S&B before I, umm, fell asleep at 8:15 Monday night.
Jilli, we'll be swinging by at some point after. I have the bag I was intending to take to S&B before I, umm, fell asleep at 8:15 Monday night.
Oh right, that. Well, okay then. I'll make sure to set aside cranberry sauce for you.