I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Nov 22, 2005 6:19:40 am PST #6146 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

It was fun to read the joke with all the interruptions. and since it is my favorite kind of joke - it wasalso funny.

Happy Morning


erikaj - Nov 22, 2005 6:28:35 am PST #6147 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

Maybe I'm okay at the ball-breaking thing after all.


SuziQ - Nov 22, 2005 6:41:00 am PST #6148 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ug. Am at work. Have headache. Every time I cough I'm afraid I'm gonna cough up a lung. Doctor's office doesn't open until 9. Not sure if I have the umph to drive there from here. Need pillow.


vw bug - Nov 22, 2005 6:41:56 am PST #6149 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

t plumps up pillow for Maidengurl


Cashmere - Nov 22, 2005 6:56:25 am PST #6150 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Bitches is a tough room.

Also, BWAHAHA!


juliana - Nov 22, 2005 6:57:36 am PST #6151 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I love that joke, Gud. It's the only one my mother tells well.


Aims - Nov 22, 2005 6:58:54 am PST #6152 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Cash! We have children's music! Thank you so so so so much!

Also, dude! Mervyn's is closing a lot of it's stores soon. The kids clearance section? Horey Gawds! I fouind myself wanting to buy for hypothetical children! "This will look so cute on {insert whatever sex the outfit was for}!"


sj - Nov 22, 2005 7:01:41 am PST #6153 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I liked the joke, Gud.

I just found out I don't have to go into work at 1 (I was on call). I think I am going to go curl up with a book, since it is dark and rainy outside.


Cashmere - Nov 22, 2005 7:03:30 am PST #6154 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cash! We have children's music! Thank you so so so so much!

SWEET! Our favorites are Smile, Smile, Smile (that one makes me cry) and Waltzing Matilda.


Aims - Nov 22, 2005 7:04:27 am PST #6155 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Waltzing Matilda is a great song.

My sister knew 3/4 of the songs and was really excited about them, too.