I love that joke, Gud. It's the only one my mother tells well.
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
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Cash! We have children's music! Thank you so so so so much!
Also, dude! Mervyn's is closing a lot of it's stores soon. The kids clearance section? Horey Gawds! I fouind myself wanting to buy for hypothetical children! "This will look so cute on {insert whatever sex the outfit was for}!"
I liked the joke, Gud.
I just found out I don't have to go into work at 1 (I was on call). I think I am going to go curl up with a book, since it is dark and rainy outside.
Cash! We have children's music! Thank you so so so so much!
SWEET! Our favorites are Smile, Smile, Smile (that one makes me cry) and Waltzing Matilda.
Waltzing Matilda is a great song.
My sister knew 3/4 of the songs and was really excited about them, too.
Gud, I love that joke, no matter how many times I hearread it. And you told it with style.
ION, I'm having pumpernickle for elevenses.
Ok. Did a little project for work. Now I'm bored again.
I shock people how quickly I get things done. You'd think they'd learn by now...
MORE WORK PEOPLE! Or else, I'll go home and be lazy.
ETA: Ok, let's face it. I won't go home and be lazy. I'll go home and write my paper and prepare my presentation that are due tomorrow.
Also, dude! Mervyn's is closing a lot of it's stores soon. The kids clearance section? Horey Gawds!
I was just at Mervyn's last week getting a present for our goddaughter and saw a whole shitload of fluffy black mini-Jilli petticoat-like skirts for toddlers for, like, $13 apiece. I SO BADLY wanted to grab them all for Em. Have you seen 'em? If you haven't already snapped them all up, should I go get 'em for you? (After my next paycheck, I mean.)
On my way out the door this morning, I opened my cell phone bill: $134!!! Apparently they quit taking my monthly bill out of my checking account about three months ago (I'm surprised I haven't been shut off yet). Of course, my record-keeping hasn't been as good as of late, so I didn't notice. I just assumed they were taking it out.
Someone's going to get a lashing when I get the energy to call them (probably next week, when I'll have the money to pay the damn thing).
Hola chicas and chicos.
I am sad. Some of our best friends lost their baby. Full-term; he either died during labor/delivery or shortly after being born. I don't know, I haven't asked. We thought the email was going to be the birth announcement, with the attached photo of the baby. And, well, there was an attached photo but it was a bereavement announcement.
On a related note, out of about 50 bereavement arrangements at FTD.com, about 40 are red, white, and blue. About 30 have prominent crosses (there's some overlap with the RWB ones), which are not acceptable in this case.