Because she watches the kids while I'm at work. Thus, unless I'm doing something for in-laws or the church she doesn't watch the kids. She gets pissed off watching the kids while I do stuff like mow the yard or change the oil in the cars.
Solution: Send the kids to Greece for a bit. Mallory needs kids around, they could go craxy here with exploring and stuff, and you could see a movie.
I am a failure as a disciplinarian. Mallory heads for the computer cables, and I say, "No Mallory!" sternly, and he looks up at me with that half-grin and those chubby cheeks, and I go all melty and have to hug him. So that works really well as positive reinforcement.
ION, someone broke my taillight when I went to mail Christmas packages today. This poor car. It's a mess from the back doors back, and exactly one ding is my fault.
{{{Daisy}}}
"Shit" was all me. It is my curse of choice.
However, her trying to ecplain that she had pulled all the pans out of the cupboard in an effort to "further the teleportation technology"? That's you.
However, her trying to ecplain that she had pulled all the pans out of the cupboard in an effort to "further the teleportation technology"? That's you.
She had some valid theories in re: shaping the energy wave using a reflector similar in shape to the big pot lid...
Wait, no she didn't. That theory is absolute crap! Bad Emeline.
Exam is over. I feel pretty confident on the first three questions and iffy on the last two. We'll see how I did, but I should have passed.
Coughed through the whole damn thing. Professor kept coming to check on me.
I'm glad it's over. I'm going home. I'll work tomorrow instead. I'm exhausted.
Coughed through the whole damn thing.
That's the worst. But you got through it! And going home is probably a good idea.
Or ensuring that I invest in some animal tranquilizers in the near future.
Benadryl works fine. "Mmm, cherry. Hey, I can breathe. Hey, I....zzzzzzzt."
I learned to never let my guard down between a toddler and my face. If they weren't lurching back to headbutt you in the nose, they'd just gleefully whap you for no particular reason.
I learned to never let my guard down between a toddler and my face. If they weren't lurching back to headbutt you in the nose, they'd just gleefully whap you for no particular reason.
Yeah, Emeline's got a righteous left cross.
Also, she can be ninja-quick in snatching my glasses off my face.
Thankfully, she is not quite as quick in making her escape. Though she's getting faster every day.
Soon, I shall be blind and chasing my toddler daughter while banging into doorways while she chortles happily from behind the glider-chair.
I learned to never let my guard down between a toddler and my face. If they weren't lurching back to headbutt you in the nose, they'd just gleefully whap you for no particular reason.
It's even worse for those among us who wear earrings. Shiny! + Dangly! + toddler = Mucho ear pain.
Doing the broad jump over a few hundred messages to say Hi Bitches!
This is going to be a long long day. And tomorrow and Wednesday. I'm working 2 extra hours per day to make up some of the hours I'll lose for Thursday and Friday. But for some reason I only took 1 seroquel and barely slept and now I'm dead on my feet.
