They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.

River ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Nov 21, 2005 8:18:24 am PST #5994 of 10003
Because books.

Coughed through the whole damn thing.

That's the worst. But you got through it! And going home is probably a good idea.


DavidS - Nov 21, 2005 8:18:58 am PST #5995 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or ensuring that I invest in some animal tranquilizers in the near future.

Benadryl works fine. "Mmm, cherry. Hey, I can breathe. Hey, I....zzzzzzzt."

I learned to never let my guard down between a toddler and my face. If they weren't lurching back to headbutt you in the nose, they'd just gleefully whap you for no particular reason.


Miracleman - Nov 21, 2005 8:24:21 am PST #5996 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I learned to never let my guard down between a toddler and my face. If they weren't lurching back to headbutt you in the nose, they'd just gleefully whap you for no particular reason.

Yeah, Emeline's got a righteous left cross.

Also, she can be ninja-quick in snatching my glasses off my face.

Thankfully, she is not quite as quick in making her escape. Though she's getting faster every day.

Soon, I shall be blind and chasing my toddler daughter while banging into doorways while she chortles happily from behind the glider-chair.


Steph L. - Nov 21, 2005 8:26:34 am PST #5997 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I learned to never let my guard down between a toddler and my face. If they weren't lurching back to headbutt you in the nose, they'd just gleefully whap you for no particular reason.

It's even worse for those among us who wear earrings. Shiny! + Dangly! + toddler = Mucho ear pain.


Laura - Nov 21, 2005 8:32:40 am PST #5998 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Doing the broad jump over a few hundred messages to say Hi Bitches!


askye - Nov 21, 2005 8:40:56 am PST #5999 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

This is going to be a long long day. And tomorrow and Wednesday. I'm working 2 extra hours per day to make up some of the hours I'll lose for Thursday and Friday. But for some reason I only took 1 seroquel and barely slept and now I'm dead on my feet.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 21, 2005 8:47:01 am PST #6000 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG I am so bored that I'm number slutting.


beth b - Nov 21, 2005 8:55:17 am PST #6001 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Yay for makeing it through the exam. If the coughing is stress related - going home and resting should help.

yay for me I paid the car registration before it is due ( 1 day) instead of a week late.


Gris - Nov 21, 2005 8:55:38 am PST #6002 of 10003
Hey. New board.

Dude. That's bored.

Clearly, you should stack cats or somehing.


JZ - Nov 21, 2005 9:04:06 am PST #6003 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Boo Nora's boredom! Yay timely re-registration, exam-finishing and cat stacking!

Apropos of which though still totally tangential, the Cat Stacking designer guy is still, AFAIK, totally single. This is terribly wrong. Not that I'm suggesting that Nora relieve her boredom by doing anything about it; I'm fully aware of the vast gulf between number-slutting and all the other varieties.

However, yeah, single. Some LAista should really do something about that.