Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'

Buffy ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Nov 20, 2005 7:10:19 am PST #5840 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Ooooo...let's play a game! I'll start a story, and each person writes the next part.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Kristin. She traveled near and far looking for...


Amy - Nov 20, 2005 7:12:00 am PST #5841 of 10003
Because books.

...a dragon! With purple stripes, who breathed sparkly red-gold fire, and graded papers as a hobby...


Volans - Nov 20, 2005 7:13:07 am PST #5842 of 10003
move out and draw fire

While on this quest, she met an unlikely knight. Wearing a beard and a kilt, he caught her eye and said...

(also, Kristin, insent)


Emily - Nov 20, 2005 7:16:38 am PST #5843 of 10003
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

They probably only deal with magic numbers.

You big funny geek. Er, sorry to interrupt.


Pix - Nov 20, 2005 7:22:57 am PST #5844 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.

(He just woke up long enough for me to read him the story so far and mumbled, "There is no way this is going to end well.")

(Raq, will ponder email and get back to you.)

(I so want a paper-grading dragon.)


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2005 7:23:58 am PST #5845 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(I so want a paper-grading dragon.)

Those need to be trained to not breath fire on the papers, you know.


vw bug - Nov 20, 2005 7:30:25 am PST #5846 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

...and said, "There is no way this is going to end well." Yet, they payed attention only to their instant attraction and ran off into the forest to...


Pix - Nov 20, 2005 7:31:26 am PST #5847 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.

Those need to be trained to not breath fire on the papers, you know.

Are you kidding? What better excuse is there than "My dragon burned your homework" to get out of grading them altogether? Who's going to argue with a dragon?


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2005 7:35:12 am PST #5848 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are you kidding? What better excuse is there than "My dragon burned your homework" to get out of grading them altogether? Who's going to argue with a dragon?

You sound like the sort of person who would be taken in by fake paper-grading-dragon merchants. Sure, they tell you it's a paper-grading dragon, but it always burns the papers, so you never find out until it's too late that it can't grade for shit.


Volans - Nov 20, 2005 7:35:29 am PST #5849 of 10003
move out and draw fire

I have to go entertain the boys in my family. At least I got a nice long bubblebath today, so I can't complain.