This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Nov 20, 2005 7:22:57 am PST #5844 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.

(He just woke up long enough for me to read him the story so far and mumbled, "There is no way this is going to end well.")

(Raq, will ponder email and get back to you.)

(I so want a paper-grading dragon.)


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2005 7:23:58 am PST #5845 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(I so want a paper-grading dragon.)

Those need to be trained to not breath fire on the papers, you know.


vw bug - Nov 20, 2005 7:30:25 am PST #5846 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

...and said, "There is no way this is going to end well." Yet, they payed attention only to their instant attraction and ran off into the forest to...


Pix - Nov 20, 2005 7:31:26 am PST #5847 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.

Those need to be trained to not breath fire on the papers, you know.

Are you kidding? What better excuse is there than "My dragon burned your homework" to get out of grading them altogether? Who's going to argue with a dragon?


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2005 7:35:12 am PST #5848 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are you kidding? What better excuse is there than "My dragon burned your homework" to get out of grading them altogether? Who's going to argue with a dragon?

You sound like the sort of person who would be taken in by fake paper-grading-dragon merchants. Sure, they tell you it's a paper-grading dragon, but it always burns the papers, so you never find out until it's too late that it can't grade for shit.


Volans - Nov 20, 2005 7:35:29 am PST #5849 of 10003
move out and draw fire

I have to go entertain the boys in my family. At least I got a nice long bubblebath today, so I can't complain.


Typo Boy - Nov 20, 2005 7:36:37 am PST #5850 of 10003
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

...ran off into the forest to pick magic markers, red pens and gold stars from teachers' supply tree which grew amid...


WindSparrow - Nov 20, 2005 7:50:17 am PST #5851 of 10003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

...a tangle of rose-red thorn bushes. Then they ambled into the scary part of the forest to...


vw bug - Nov 20, 2005 7:51:42 am PST #5852 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

...which grew amid a money tree. And it wasn't just any old money tree! It was a money tree that helped fund special projects that the Princess felt worthy of the crisp $1,000 bills. "Tiaras and blankies for everyone!" the Princess exclaimed...


SuziQ - Nov 20, 2005 7:52:47 am PST #5853 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My dog and cat are in a standoff. They have not quite made friends yet, but we have them locked in the back half of the hosue together. The dog doesn't really care, but the cat is standing her ground and meowing her displeasure.

Oh fun!