We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Nov 17, 2005 9:39:49 am PST #5283 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pain and complication-free Birthday Jilli! I hope you get fun drugs afterwardes which make you silly and ever-so-much-more adorable.


Betsy HP - Nov 17, 2005 9:41:06 am PST #5284 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

Happy birthday, Jilli! (I dreamed last night that either Jilli or Dana -- it kept changing -- was having a baby and I kept saying "Are you SURE?")

No-baby-ma to the Buffistas who prefer it.

In unrelated news, I have discovered a chin hair, and I cannot tweeze it until I get home. Oh, the woes.


DavidS - Nov 17, 2005 9:43:10 am PST #5285 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In unrelated news, I have discovered a chin hair, and I cannot tweeze it until I get home. Oh, the woes.

We shouldn't call you Goat Girl, right?


Betsy HP - Nov 17, 2005 9:43:41 am PST #5286 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

No.


Aims - Nov 17, 2005 9:43:44 am PST #5287 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I call Emeline Goat Girl, but that's cause her favorite toy is a wooden spoon.


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2005 9:44:20 am PST #5288 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I call Emeline Goat Girl, but that's cause her favorite toy is a wooden spoon.

I'm missing the punchline, aren't I?


Aims - Nov 17, 2005 9:46:56 am PST #5289 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's a Grimm's fairytale of Tatterhood. Tatterhood was born holding a wooden spoon and riding a goat. Emeline will toddle all over the livingroom with the wooden spoon held high above her head, and babbling.


Aims - Nov 17, 2005 9:48:20 am PST #5290 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's Norweigan, I guess.

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Ginger - Nov 17, 2005 9:50:09 am PST #5291 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Emeline will toddle all over the livingroom with the wooden spoon held high above her head, and babbling.

I'm more inclined to think that the wooden spoon is standing in for a sword and she's saying, "Off with their heads!"


Aims - Nov 17, 2005 9:50:56 am PST #5292 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am, as well, but Tatterhood was my favorite fairytale so...there ya go.