It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Oct 23, 2005 8:43:41 am PDT #50 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Alright, which one of you mentioned that Coldwater Creek was having a sale? I fear that I must kill you now.

Or at least after I think more about buying this: [link]


Burrell - Oct 23, 2005 8:46:04 am PDT #51 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Heh! So glad we went with embarrassed.


JZ - Oct 23, 2005 8:51:10 am PDT #52 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Perkins, if you don't stop thinking about it and go ahead and buy that dress, I fear that I must kill you. Or at least glare at you and make little tch-tch-tch sounds with my tongue.


Pix - Oct 23, 2005 8:51:38 am PDT #53 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

What JZ said.


Lee - Oct 23, 2005 8:55:19 am PDT #54 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Perkins, if you don't stop thinking about it and go ahead and buy that dress, I fear that I must kill you. Or at least glare at you and make little tch-tch-tch sounds with my tongue.

But I am already going shopping with you! What if we find something better?


Steph L. - Oct 23, 2005 8:55:23 am PDT #55 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Hell, now *I* want that dress!


Lee - Oct 23, 2005 8:58:34 am PDT #56 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hell, now *I* want that dress!
See--EVIL SITE

This is still more than I would want to spend, even on sale, but I love the coral color of this shirt [link]


JZ - Oct 23, 2005 9:01:50 am PDT #57 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

If we find something better, you get the better thing and cancel the order or return it when it arrives. And besides, it's only $35. There'll certainly be even prettier things at Macy's, but not on sale or clearance, not right at the start of velvet season.

One of my friends at Faire brought her best-ever find last weekend -- a gorgeous black-and-white patchwork felt hat she got for a penny. Apparently Macy's, like every other high-end store in creation, has some kind of dealio with a warehouse/outlet place, but they also have a secret dealio among their own staff that if you happen to pounce on a sale item that should have been pulled from the shelves and shipped off to the outlet but was somehow missed, they sell it to you for a penny. (You can't tell ahead of time; it's just random individual items that you only find out about when the clerk tries to ring them up and finds they've vanished from the database.) Sooper Seekrit Treasure Hunt!


Steph L. - Oct 23, 2005 9:02:01 am PDT #58 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I thought about that shirt, but alas, I, too, am not willing to spend that much money on 1 article of clothing that I will inevitably spill coffee on.


Ginger - Oct 23, 2005 9:17:45 am PDT #59 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Perkins, I just sent you a code for half off of that price. Now you have no excuses.