Feel free to inquire of anybody whose actions are profoundly stupid: "HAVE YOU THE BRAIN WORMS!?!"
It works best if you wait a few seconds and then follow up with "YOU! OBEY THE FIST!"
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Nov 15, 2005 1:44:26 pm PST #4836 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
brenda m - Nov 15, 2005 1:45:09 pm PST #4837 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I begin to see the problem. Clearly, someone gave me the wrong brain worms.
DavidS - Nov 15, 2005 1:54:27 pm PST #4838 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Right now my boss has some kind of brain worms. She can't even send me an ordinary question type email without sounding like a raving bitca.
She should take her surly sinusitis self back home and soak her head until she's safe for human company.
JZ - Nov 15, 2005 2:02:53 pm PST #4839 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Curses. I wished blinding, searing-pain-inducing sinusitis on her yesterday, but I could've sworn I included STAYING THE FUCK HOME in that wish.
I'm really sorry, honey.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:14:32 pm PST #4840 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I am wrongly irritated with my grandma.
She hasn't finished the obit to put it in any of the papers. She said she knew she was avoiding it because it was the last thing and it seemed so final, and I couldn't IMAGINE having to write and submit an obit for Joe, but...I want to read it and share it and maybe start to heal myself.
I am a horrid cow.
DavidS - Nov 15, 2005 2:19:40 pm PST #4841 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Why don't you offer to do it for her, Aimee?
She might like reading it from another perspective and she could make changes as necessary. It'd likely take a burden off her.
SailAweigh - Nov 15, 2005 2:28:36 pm PST #4842 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Happy Birthday, sumi!
{{ChiKat}} Better birthdays in the future, I promise. Also, resolution~ma.
Jessica, verily, your cow-irkers all suffer from having the brain worms. You need to tell them that.
Making it~ma for vw and you-can-do-it~ma to juliana.
Other than that, I got nothing. I am boring. But not bored, because all of you keep me very amused with pictures of babies and cute kitty stories. And, sometimes, very, very ugly shoes that there are no explanation for. Also, sometime in the future, a picture of ND and his Ovation. Soon! I command it.
Sparky1 - Nov 15, 2005 2:41:57 pm PST #4843 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
The wife of my icky co-worker (who likes to tell me he doesn't watch TV and thinks he should get rid of the one he has because his wife watches too much) just went into his office to put fresh flowers and candy on his desk. She has been doing this every week since we hired him a year ago, but I find it creepy. Too Stepford wife, rather than sweet gesture.
Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:43:44 pm PST #4844 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I actually do that for myself (or try to) every couple of weeks or so. I like fresh flowers on my desk.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:46:14 pm PST #4845 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Why don't you offer to do it for her, Aimee?
It's mostly written and I did offer. It's something she really wants to do.