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Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Nov 15, 2005 2:02:53 pm PST #4839 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Curses. I wished blinding, searing-pain-inducing sinusitis on her yesterday, but I could've sworn I included STAYING THE FUCK HOME in that wish.

I'm really sorry, honey.


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:14:32 pm PST #4840 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am wrongly irritated with my grandma.

She hasn't finished the obit to put it in any of the papers. She said she knew she was avoiding it because it was the last thing and it seemed so final, and I couldn't IMAGINE having to write and submit an obit for Joe, but...I want to read it and share it and maybe start to heal myself.

I am a horrid cow.


DavidS - Nov 15, 2005 2:19:40 pm PST #4841 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why don't you offer to do it for her, Aimee?

She might like reading it from another perspective and she could make changes as necessary. It'd likely take a burden off her.


SailAweigh - Nov 15, 2005 2:28:36 pm PST #4842 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Happy Birthday, sumi!

{{ChiKat}} Better birthdays in the future, I promise. Also, resolution~ma.

Jessica, verily, your cow-irkers all suffer from having the brain worms. You need to tell them that.

Making it~ma for vw and you-can-do-it~ma to juliana.

Other than that, I got nothing. I am boring. But not bored, because all of you keep me very amused with pictures of babies and cute kitty stories. And, sometimes, very, very ugly shoes that there are no explanation for. Also, sometime in the future, a picture of ND and his Ovation. Soon! I command it.


Sparky1 - Nov 15, 2005 2:41:57 pm PST #4843 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

The wife of my icky co-worker (who likes to tell me he doesn't watch TV and thinks he should get rid of the one he has because his wife watches too much) just went into his office to put fresh flowers and candy on his desk. She has been doing this every week since we hired him a year ago, but I find it creepy. Too Stepford wife, rather than sweet gesture.


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:43:44 pm PST #4844 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I actually do that for myself (or try to) every couple of weeks or so. I like fresh flowers on my desk.


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:46:14 pm PST #4845 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Why don't you offer to do it for her, Aimee?

It's mostly written and I did offer. It's something she really wants to do.


Sparky1 - Nov 15, 2005 2:50:48 pm PST #4846 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

I actually do that for myself

I've been known to do it for myself, too. It's something about how she comes in, always when he's out of the office, to fix things up.


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 3:06:47 pm PST #4847 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's something about how she comes in, always when he's out of the office, to fix things up.

Maybe she thinks he's having an affair with someone in the office, so she's snooping/making her presence known?


Cashmere - Nov 15, 2005 3:10:15 pm PST #4848 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Maybe she thinks he's having an affair with someone in the office, so she's snooping/making her presence known?

Marking her territory? Kind of like peeing around his desk?