Xander ,'Storyteller'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
You people aren't thinking big enough. First, you need to colonize a whole new planet. Then, you put a refrigerator full of beer on that planet. Then, send the baby to the refrigerator-planet to fetch the beer. Then, enslave another planet to produce all your electricity for you before the bill comes due, because the interstellar collections dudes really aren't any fun at all.
Honestly, Joe, I thought you had this evil overlord thing down a little better!
The last several posts are one reason why I love this board. I don't think anyone in my family would understand them, and yet I do, and love them to bitty bits.
Deena is me.
Just dropped Emily at the airport. *Sniff*
Now I must get to work on all my schoolwork. Blech.
Or, you know, the teleporters.
Seriously. Would it kill you to install a couple rings?
But then you're into sending the baby to Alien Homeworlds again. I mean, it's very hard to protect the beer planet from all comers, and people would want to be there. Which also means the beer would likely go away.
Or, you know, the teleporters.
Look, we just now managed to teleport a subatomic particle across a workbench. Breaking down and rebuilding physics takes time, okay? Plus, there have been delays because of Emeline's propensity for reaching up from my lap to type gibberish on the keyboard with an experiment in progress, resulting in multiple failures and one spontaneous creation of a coconut creme pie. We're still working on figuring that one out.
The pie was, however, delicious.
In order to 'gate on the same planet, you'd have to re-work the whole dialing system, anyway.
Actually, there's a little key on the DHD with a symbol like a square with loops on the corners, something you'd get from a Spirograph. If you hold it down, you can access secondary functions of the chevron keys, like cut and paste on-planet coordinates.
IME, the beer goes away no matter what you do. It's a mystery to me.
IME, the beer goes away no matter what you do. It's a mystery to me.
Oh, uh...my bad.
Actually, there's a little key on the DHD with a symbol like a square with loops on the corners, something you'd get from a Spirograph. If you hold it down, you can access secondary functions of the chevron keys, like cut and paste on-planet coordinates.
And now I'm trying to figure out what you would use as markers for the planes to determine the point on Earth.