We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Nov 11, 2005 6:25:10 am PST #4135 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Or, you know, the teleporters.

Look, we just now managed to teleport a subatomic particle across a workbench. Breaking down and rebuilding physics takes time, okay? Plus, there have been delays because of Emeline's propensity for reaching up from my lap to type gibberish on the keyboard with an experiment in progress, resulting in multiple failures and one spontaneous creation of a coconut creme pie. We're still working on figuring that one out.

The pie was, however, delicious.


Volans - Nov 11, 2005 6:25:41 am PST #4136 of 10003
move out and draw fire

In order to 'gate on the same planet, you'd have to re-work the whole dialing system, anyway.

Actually, there's a little key on the DHD with a symbol like a square with loops on the corners, something you'd get from a Spirograph. If you hold it down, you can access secondary functions of the chevron keys, like cut and paste on-planet coordinates.


amych - Nov 11, 2005 6:26:01 am PST #4137 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

IME, the beer goes away no matter what you do. It's a mystery to me.


Miracleman - Nov 11, 2005 6:26:47 am PST #4138 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

IME, the beer goes away no matter what you do. It's a mystery to me.

Oh, uh...my bad.


DebetEsse - Nov 11, 2005 6:28:39 am PST #4139 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Actually, there's a little key on the DHD with a symbol like a square with loops on the corners, something you'd get from a Spirograph. If you hold it down, you can access secondary functions of the chevron keys, like cut and paste on-planet coordinates.

And now I'm trying to figure out what you would use as markers for the planes to determine the point on Earth.


amych - Nov 11, 2005 6:29:17 am PST #4140 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And now I'm trying to figure out what you would use as markers for the planes to determine the point on Earth.

Sticky notes? Wads of used gum?


Miracleman - Nov 11, 2005 6:29:38 am PST #4141 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

And now I'm trying to figure out what you would use as markers for the planes to determine the point on Earth.

I personally advocate using a high-lighter marker.

...

What?


Jessica - Nov 11, 2005 6:31:19 am PST #4142 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And now I'm trying to figure out what you would use as markers for the planes to determine the point on Earth.

Earth-toned post-it flags.


DebetEsse - Nov 11, 2005 6:31:51 am PST #4143 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Way too easy for your enemies to move, and then you end up 'gating into a nuclear waste dump.


Ginger - Nov 11, 2005 6:39:51 am PST #4144 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I mean, it's very hard to protect the beer planet from all comers

Truer words were never spoken.

And now I'm trying to figure out what you would use as markers for the planes to determine the point on Earth.

Historical markers. "On this site in 1864, the members of the Union Army under Gen. McPherson dug a latrine and picked lice off each other." No one would ever know the difference between the fake and the real historical markers.