Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Oct 24, 2005 6:10:04 pm PDT #372 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gud, I really don't get that.

Steph -- thing is, bears don't get to wear cherry print dresses. It's a huge tradeoff. I'd love to find a cave too (obviously, not the same one, since it defeats the point of the whole thing) but I'm too terribly attached to what's causing my problem.

Adulthood -- it's not for kids.


Lee - Oct 24, 2005 6:11:39 pm PDT #373 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's really not, is it?


erikaj - Oct 24, 2005 6:12:48 pm PDT #374 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

Want to yell unprintable things at Mrs. G. Huh?!Worrying about money drives me insane in ways I can't tolerate. Tep, I hope you feel better soon.


Jessica - Oct 24, 2005 6:13:33 pm PDT #375 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think I shall go make a cave out of my down comforter and maybe my alarm won't go off until June.

I hear they've made wonderful advances in unpluggability these days.


Steph L. - Oct 24, 2005 6:13:55 pm PDT #376 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'm not small enough to fit in a box.

Boxes come in all sizes.

Cool. Send me a Teppy-sized box and I'm good.

Steph -- thing is, bears don't get to wear cherry print dresses.

Maybe not, but *I* don't want to be the person who has to tell the bear that.

I'd love to find a cave too (obviously, not the same one, since it defeats the point of the whole thing) but I'm too terribly attached to what's causing my problem.

If people just stopped *needing* things from me, there'd be no problem. But they do, so my response is clear: run away.


Aims - Oct 24, 2005 6:13:58 pm PDT #377 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have been a long time believer that what separates adults from children is desperately WANTING a nap, and desperately NEEDING a nap.


Gudanov - Oct 24, 2005 6:14:56 pm PDT #378 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Gud, I really don't get that.

I don't really get that either. I do get to deal with it though. Okay, I've got my important bills lined up and looking through the bank account activity it looks like she at least called in payments for the mortgage and the car.

On the plus side, if I'm handling the money maybe I can figure out the mystery of why we're seemingly always sort on money when the car payment plus mortgage is only 1/4 of my net income.


DavidS - Oct 24, 2005 6:16:27 pm PDT #379 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

if I'm handling the money maybe I can figure out the mystery of why we're seemingly always sort on money

I fear there is another unhappy revelation in your near future. I don't know what but that doesn't make sense either.


Aims - Oct 24, 2005 6:17:01 pm PDT #380 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

ImememeNews:

The YMCA I emailed last week called me! I called them this morning and they hadn't gone through the resumes yet, but she called while I was on my way home tonight! Whooo! I really really want this job. Maybe it'll turn into something I could do full time!

Gud. I have no words, love. Strength and patience to you.


Ginger - Oct 24, 2005 6:17:27 pm PDT #381 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Owen's eyes are exactly like Cash's.

I'm being an armchair psychiatrist here, Gud, but your wife sounds like she's severely depressed. Is she taking anything?