This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Oct 24, 2005 6:01:41 pm PDT #368 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

This is passive-aggressive craziness. If she'd just said "you take over the bill paying" that would be one thing, but to stop paying them and not tell me. Plus, it looks like she's been behind on bill paying for a several months from what I'm seeing.


DavidS - Oct 24, 2005 6:05:08 pm PDT #369 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know, Gud, I just feel like at this point she's trying to sabotage the marriage. She won't end it herself (though she wants to), and if she can't drive you away by being unceasingly critical then she's going to cause a crisis to precipitate the end.


Steph L. - Oct 24, 2005 6:08:50 pm PDT #370 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

But Teppy, Shroedinger put his cat in a box, not a cave.

I'm a Schroedinger's Teppy, not a Schroedinger's cat. I'm not small enough to fit in a box. Silly Jess.

I think I shall go make a cave out of my down comforter and maybe my alarm won't go off until June.


DavidS - Oct 24, 2005 6:09:51 pm PDT #371 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not small enough to fit in a box.

Boxes come in all sizes.

I'm sorry, Gud. Your wife is exasperating me. I should hold my tongue.


§ ita § - Oct 24, 2005 6:10:04 pm PDT #372 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gud, I really don't get that.

Steph -- thing is, bears don't get to wear cherry print dresses. It's a huge tradeoff. I'd love to find a cave too (obviously, not the same one, since it defeats the point of the whole thing) but I'm too terribly attached to what's causing my problem.

Adulthood -- it's not for kids.


Lee - Oct 24, 2005 6:11:39 pm PDT #373 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's really not, is it?


erikaj - Oct 24, 2005 6:12:48 pm PDT #374 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

Want to yell unprintable things at Mrs. G. Huh?!Worrying about money drives me insane in ways I can't tolerate. Tep, I hope you feel better soon.


Jessica - Oct 24, 2005 6:13:33 pm PDT #375 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think I shall go make a cave out of my down comforter and maybe my alarm won't go off until June.

I hear they've made wonderful advances in unpluggability these days.


Steph L. - Oct 24, 2005 6:13:55 pm PDT #376 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'm not small enough to fit in a box.

Boxes come in all sizes.

Cool. Send me a Teppy-sized box and I'm good.

Steph -- thing is, bears don't get to wear cherry print dresses.

Maybe not, but *I* don't want to be the person who has to tell the bear that.

I'd love to find a cave too (obviously, not the same one, since it defeats the point of the whole thing) but I'm too terribly attached to what's causing my problem.

If people just stopped *needing* things from me, there'd be no problem. But they do, so my response is clear: run away.


Aims - Oct 24, 2005 6:13:58 pm PDT #377 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have been a long time believer that what separates adults from children is desperately WANTING a nap, and desperately NEEDING a nap.