I got to go home from work early! It was a slightly annoying day. The division head came in asking for folders ("in a rainbow of colors") and those sticky things...that go on them...labels? So I went and found labels. But that wasn't it. And she handed me a pop up Post it Note dispenser, thinking she wanted it refilled I gave her a refill. No, She wanted those sticky things that go on folders. That are like these sticky things ... "I call them labels, I don't know what they are called, but they are sticky and you put them on your folders, they come in colors and they are smaller than those sticky things (ie post it notes)."
Finally it came to me Post it Note Flags. I can understand not knowing they are called flags or even post it notes, but not to have any clue about the actual product. I call them sticky notes sometimes and I asked her if that's what she wanted and she said no.
Just a week ago a coworker and I had to show her how scratch off lottery tickets work. She had no clue.