Buffistas.org
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'

Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

Closed Threads

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

First Previous Next Last Recent
ChiKat - Nov 04, 2005 8:10:08 am PST #2691 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

When you start calling him Totoboo or Pumpkinboo or Pupaboo, then you should worry.

I often call my cat "Pookerdoo" which is a variation of Pookie-->Pooker. His name is Mickey. Don't ask. I'm a freak.

Your hard-to-wake child may vary, but mother had to pound on my door to get me up until graduation, pretty much.

What. She. Said. I still have trouble waking up in the morning at age 31.

Thirded. Still have trouble at 37.

Megan E. - Nov 04, 2005 8:10:09 am PST #2692 of 10003

My cat's name is Jimmy. I call him Jimbo Jones, Jim Jam, Jimminy Cricket or Bitey Cat. Poor little Jimmy has no sense of identity!

Maria - Nov 04, 2005 8:10:42 am PST #2693 of 10003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Mooooooooooom, Suzi's hogging the good day~ma again!

Woo hoo, that is wonderful news! You totally deserve it.

I'll take a vodka tonic....

tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 8:11:43 am PST #2694 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A friend of mine used to call her dog "cuntywupples."

Maria - Nov 04, 2005 8:11:44 am PST #2695 of 10003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Nutella on warm bread:

Bev, yes I did. I've been a putz and haven't responded. Will do shortly.

Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2005 8:12:15 am PST #2696 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dallas is often "Princess Puppy" -- for obvious reasons.

DavidS - Nov 04, 2005 8:13:44 am PST #2697 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A friend of mine used to call her dog "cuntywupples."

Miriam? That seems like something Miriam might do.

brenda m - Nov 04, 2005 8:15:03 am PST #2698 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh, David, I had that same thought.

DavidS - Nov 04, 2005 8:15:35 am PST #2699 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm very happy for the return of Maidengurl's assistant. Not least because that makes our lunch plans more imminent.

I really hope Betsy's eyeballs are okay, and her vision snaps back.

I got an invitation to pitch today. Umm, a book, not a baseball. I'm excited.

tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 8:15:39 am PST #2700 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Miriam? That seems like something Miriam might do.

Yep, that's her.

First Previous Next Last Recent