Congrats on the new cousin, vw!
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fred Pete - Nov 03, 2005 8:46:24 am PST #2568 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
erikaj - Nov 03, 2005 8:52:09 am PST #2569 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!
Somebody told me they couldn't marry me because I'm not Jewish. In the light of day, I don't remember if they couldn't be my spouse or couldn't officiate for me and somebody else.
JZ - Nov 03, 2005 8:56:36 am PST #2570 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
That'd be fabutastic, Amy. Mwah!
Nora Deirdre - Nov 03, 2005 8:59:25 am PST #2571 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
headdesk headdesk headdesk
I am completely inept at dealing with my mother.
Amy - Nov 03, 2005 8:59:28 am PST #2572 of 10003
Because books.
Have you worn Converse before, JZ? In other words, if there's a choice between 9 1/2 and 10, which way should I lean?
ImememeN, I'm fairly sure I'm going to Tampa the first weekend in December with a very old friend, courtesy of her FF miles, to see another very old friend. I am stoked. A trip!
Edited to give Nora hugs, and to admit that I may have inadvertently bogarted all of Maidengurl's "good day ~ma"...
JZ - Nov 03, 2005 9:02:28 am PST #2573 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I have, and I think I'd lean up to 10. Which is fortunate for me, because generally it doesn't matter what damn shoe it is, the 9s and 9 1/2s disappear from the store almost immediately.
Oooh, free trip and two old friends! Rock!
amych - Nov 03, 2005 9:03:31 am PST #2574 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
slides pillow onto Nora's desk
Laura - Nov 03, 2005 9:09:09 am PST #2575 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
I'm sorry Nora. But you're still brilliant!
I am not at all in the LJ habit, but I did post some Wilma pictures there. [link]
Nora Deirdre - Nov 03, 2005 9:12:24 am PST #2576 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I don't like it when my mom calls me at work.
Steph L. - Nov 03, 2005 9:14:14 am PST #2577 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I am completely inept at dealing with my mother.
Sweet girl, I am right there with you. It's so frustrating. However (observe my years of therapy paying off), I wouldn't say that *you* are inept; I'd say that the relationship between the 2 of you isn't conducive to healthy interaction.
And I seriously don't mean that as a bunch of psychobabble -- I mean it for real. Bad interaction between the 2 of you is NOT your fault.