So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel.

Faith ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2005 11:28:19 am PST #2399 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Come over here, nasty headache. Come to mommy.

After a whole morning of almost no migraine, mine has started again. So I might as well take yours, Jessica.


SuziQ - Nov 02, 2005 11:30:31 am PST #2400 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Which 20th?

Thankfully November. And if my assistant comes back next week, I might (yes, might) be able to scale that back.

Sending no-headache~ma...


Jessica - Nov 02, 2005 11:35:13 am PST #2401 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So I might as well take yours, Jessica.

It's not quite a migraine, but you're welcome to it anyway. Maybe your headache and mine will fight and kill each other.


Nicole - Nov 02, 2005 11:40:03 am PST #2402 of 10003
I'm getting the pig!

I just popped a couple of Aleve for my fun little head-pounding aches. Blech.

And if my assistant comes back next week

::fingers crossed tight::


Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2005 11:51:10 am PST #2403 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

FRELL NOVEMBER 2nd.

Thank you.


Gris - Nov 02, 2005 11:52:45 am PST #2404 of 10003
Hey. New board.

Consider it frelled.


DavidS - Nov 02, 2005 11:55:32 am PST #2405 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Did they rule out macular deterioration, Betsy?


Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2005 11:56:08 am PST #2406 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

He looked at my retina through every instrument known to man, so I'm thinking yes.


Glamcookie - Nov 02, 2005 12:09:32 pm PST #2407 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Joining in the frelling of this day. Ew.

Also {{{Bitches}}}


Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2005 12:10:06 pm PST #2408 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

Warning: internet pass-on joke ahead.

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and compare stories on how they died:

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched , and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.