Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Deena - Nov 01, 2005 1:18:27 pm PST #2122 of 10003
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I think, if you look at them squinty-eyed, it's the same. Aimee demonstrated the obsession, with an added bit of definition #2: MUST respond to EVERY post to explain how it's really all about ME, who loves BOB.

DED is more an internet-wide thing, and I'm guessing it's because someone thought it was cute and it just caught on, like "My Hed is Pasted on YAY"


DavidS - Nov 01, 2005 1:18:28 pm PST #2123 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You're fine, Stephanie.

We're just teasing. It was a later addition to the FAQ.


Amy - Nov 01, 2005 1:18:29 pm PST #2124 of 10003
Because books.

I hope that came across as the joke it was intended to be.

It totally did. To me, at least.

Just glad I know the deal about Bob and the carrots now.


amych - Nov 01, 2005 1:19:37 pm PST #2125 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Bob gets jokes!!!


§ ita § - Nov 01, 2005 1:21:00 pm PST #2126 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was a later addition to the FAQ.

It's not here.

Krav likes exactly what I do. Seems coincidental, but it's more like fate.


Steph L. - Nov 01, 2005 1:21:28 pm PST #2127 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

(Also, it seems that the phrase means different things to Hec and Aimee.)

Nah, they just phrased it differently.

"[blah] likes carrots" is a default phrase to describe when someone is so obsessed with something that they bring it up all the time, even when it doesn't seem relevant.

Its origin was, in fact, from people who are so obsessed about a new love interest that they talk about that person all the time, even when it doesn't seem relevant. (i.e., "I cooked some carrots the other day, and...." "OMG! Bob likes carrots!!!")

And now it extends to when you're obsessed about anything, and talk about it all the time, and can tie that thing into any conversation.


Aims - Nov 01, 2005 1:22:14 pm PST #2128 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bob likes conversations!


le nubian - Nov 01, 2005 1:28:07 pm PST #2129 of 10003
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

You know, a lot of Buffista-isms remind me of the Star Trek:TNG episode where Enterprise encountered another group who only spoke in metaphors. Paul Winfield was in that ep.


amych - Nov 01, 2005 1:30:59 pm PST #2130 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Darmok! And Jalad! At Tanagra!


P.M. Marc - Nov 01, 2005 1:43:35 pm PST #2131 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Bob likes FAQs.

I miss my Bats Likes Carrots tag from the heady days of obsessive obsession. For men. In capes. And masks.

I also miss NATLBSB. Even if COMM is shorter.