Jayne ,'Ariel'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
That way lies frozen food and ranch dressing!!!!!
Bwah! My Stephen is a food snob. Where I could live happily on frozen pizza, mac-n-cheese, and pasta sauce from a jar, he must have everything homemade.
At least he makes it.
Loving your tag, by the way. I can hear the voice in my head, and I keep wanting to bop my nonexistent yarn ponytail in time.
Seems like just yesterday you were contemplating the best way to flirt with him.
And repeatedly thwacking him over the head with a sword turned out to work just fine. How silly I was to be so worried about it!
Happy Birthday, Ginger!! For this new year of your life I'm wishing you bunches of sure-footedness, buckets of coordination and tons of good luck around sharp objects and fountains. Heh.
Maidengurl(ie) - {{{{{{{{{{{{{{you}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} My only advice at this point is alcohol and male strippers. For you, your mom, K-bug... all y'all!
Happy Birthday, Ginger!
And repeatedly thwacking him over the head with a sword turned out to work just fine.
So that's what I've been doing wrong. [Note to self: buy sword.]
Grocery shopping depresses me because, by it's very nature, you are doomed like Sisyphus to do it over and over
I love that image of food shopping. Thank god I married a man who can cook. I simply cannot think in terms of flavors. He'll have me taste something and ask, "What does it need?" Unfortunately, my only answers are "Garlic? Onion? Teriyaki?" To which he says, "No, it needs ginger." Umm, OK.
Life would be simpler without taste buds. We could all eat cheap gruel and not care.
Life would be simpler without taste buds. We could all eat cheap gruel and not care.
As much as I love cooking? I'm totally with you on that one. It's the 21st century. Where are my food pills, damn it!
My only advice at this point is alcohol and male strippers. For you, your mom, K-bug... all y'all!
Ummm, no.
I mean, YES to booze and boyz - but NO to sharing with mom or K-Bug.
Happy birthday Ginger!
I pay the bills, do the grocery shopping, and cook (or order out if necessary). He cleans. If he cooked, we'd be eating Tuna Casserole or hot dogs and Fritos. ::shudder::
Note to self: Buy sword? Susan, I swear I didn't mean to be an asshole. Best of luck, in any case.
See, to me, hot dogs and Fritos? Yum!
But then one of my all-time favorite meals is the magazine casserole thing my mom used to make, which is macaroni, ground beef, and Campbell's tomato soup, with bread crumbs on top. I have the taste buds of a 15th century peasant, apparently.