t points to DCJ's post
See, should have gone with Jackjack, rather than Cthulu.
Much ma to Emily and, especially, vw
BWAH!!
No, the highchair tray and a washcloth were placed on the stove over the pilot light. The sliding kitchen door was closed and I smelled it. I ran into the kitchen, saw the fire, yelled for Joe, grabbed the extinguisher, sprayed the stove, floor and sink.
All I did was tutor people
I read this as "torture people".
You caught the baby on fire?!?!?!
So, you're secretly The Incredibles family?
Thanks! I knew where the extinguisher was AND USED IT!
Well aren't you a hottie version of a PSA. Or an afterschool special.
Afterschool special. I was sniffing butane outback to lose weight since my husband found out I bulimic when the fire broke out.
Yep. Deffinately afterschool special.
evangelical Anglican places
I didn't even know those words went together.
Would it surprise you if I also said there were liberal Southern Baptists out there? Maybe as many as 11.
Deffinately afterschool special.
You sure it's not a PSA?
MATT LEBLANC (on a stool, black background): Hey, just because you set the house on fire doesn't mean the world is over! Don't huff, just puff!
(graphic of shooting star with text "The More You Know")
No, the highchair tray and a washcloth were placed on the stove over the pilot light.
People! Do not store things on the stove. Do no place things on the stove with the live gas fire. Do not use it as extra counter space. Stop doing that.
Stove hot! Owie!
Is everybody clear on this now?
Do no place things on the stove with the live gas fire.
What if it's an electric stove?
t glances at kitchen, calculates flammability of items on stovetop....