Item #368402 from the "damn, my cat is weird" file: Ozzie has decided that he, not my laptop, should be in my lap, so he is resting as much in my lap as he can. In order to make sure I know he is there, he keeps licking me, and then, when that is ignored, resting his teeth against my skin. He's not biting-- just letting me know he could.
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Awww. Skritch Ozzie for me. I miss his grey poufiness. And I miss his lovely catstaff, too. Curse this damned geography!
Woo! Cold and wet, but happy on the South Side!
Perkins, I think he's got the teeth ready just in case you decide to play PBJ Time.
Now would I do something like that?
Will do, Bev.
More Coldwater creek stuff. Love these: [link]
....Gwen apologized for trying to cook the rabbits. She brought me dinner, cooked with pork. of course when I tried to explain that I don't eat pork, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly. Only Jews do weird things like that. Unless you're allergic." I just went with the allergy thing and am now short sheeting her (and Marc's) bed. It's petty, it's vindictive, and I've bought an awful gaudy menorah with their credit card on EBay. Marc still thinks the racism is a cute joke. One day I will send him to nice people who will teach him not to be an idiot. In the meanwhile, I will try actively not to kill his girlfriend.
It's really hard.
Hmm, now I'm trying to imagine Ozzie with a mouse plugged into him. I think you'd be doing a lot of touchpadding with an Ozzietop.
Ozzie needs hugs!
Ozzie needs valium.