....Gwen apologized for trying to cook the rabbits. She brought me dinner, cooked with pork. of course when I tried to explain that I don't eat pork, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly. Only Jews do weird things like that. Unless you're allergic." I just went with the allergy thing and am now short sheeting her (and Marc's) bed. It's petty, it's vindictive, and I've bought an awful gaudy menorah with their credit card on EBay. Marc still thinks the racism is a cute joke. One day I will send him to nice people who will teach him not to be an idiot. In the meanwhile, I will try actively not to kill his girlfriend.
It's really hard.
Hmm, now I'm trying to imagine Ozzie with a mouse plugged into him. I think you'd be doing a lot of touchpadding with an Ozzietop.
Almare, I forget, were you the one telling the story of the real-life Mary Sue, this one and the same Gwen?
Because that comment wasn't very Mary Sueish. They would be open to all dietary ways. I'd think. If I were writing one, anyway.
I don't eat pork either, yet not Jewish or allergic. Suck on that, Gwennie.
ETA: On the other hand, I also love lamb.
JZ and I going to see Jill Tracy and Voltaire tonight. I'll make sure to take pictures of JZ in her cunning little hat and various costume gothery.
Okay, jealous. Very, very jealous.
Could someone please add another six hours to tonight so I can get a good night's rest? Ta, ever so.
You people all go to bed too early.
Yeah, wasn't there a night shift in the past? Lately it seems like the last posts around here have been at 10, some nights.
