Huh.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2005 8:06:59 am PST #10001 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 8:14:15 am PST #10002 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The embarassment continues: [link]
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 8:14:41 am PST #10003 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.