And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 11:02:21 am PDT #999 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sarvenaz=female. Not sure why.

Me, I'm hugging my Jetta. Especially since the 2006 model is such a poor substitute.


Tom Scola - Sep 26, 2005 11:02:52 am PDT #1000 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

If someone's first name is Sarvenaz, would you assume they are male, or female?

She's female. Try doing a Google image search on "Sarvenaz".


Cashmere - Sep 26, 2005 11:02:58 am PDT #1001 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

If someone's first name is Sarvenaz, would you assume they are male, or female?

It means "a tall slender tree" or "a beautiful woman" in Farsi.


Calli - Sep 26, 2005 11:03:43 am PDT #1002 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

And then there's Durham's so called public transportation. My 10 mile commute = 2 hours, each way on it. And I'm going from a major Durham neighborhood to a major Durham employment area. So, yeah, I feel dw's pain. Except for the part where I've just given up and drive in.


Jesse - Sep 26, 2005 11:06:15 am PDT #1003 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, but PS: as a person with a gender-neutral first name, I always appreciate it when people don't assume.

Not that Sarvenaz appears to be gender-neutral.


sarameg - Sep 26, 2005 11:07:14 am PDT #1004 of 10002

Realizes bookbag refers to bag made from books mentioned earlier.

Me=slow today. Very very slow.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 26, 2005 11:07:16 am PDT #1005 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh! I forgot to tell that all the Serenity premiere talk gave my sleep-deprived mind a premiere-themed dream last night. Though I weirdly conflated Hollywood with Chatanooga, and the setting somehow transitioned from the red carpet to a seedy youth hostel kitchen where teenage fangirls were trying to cajole Sean Maher into kissing them (I somehow managed to resist joining in, while Kristen rolled her eyes something fierce) to a twillight country lane I was giving ita a lift down. She jumped out of the car to run across lawns in pursuit of a fleeing perp, and I discovered that even in my dreams I'm sadly out of shape as I huffed and panted and fell way behind.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 11:08:51 am PDT #1006 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I always appreciate it when people don't assume

Sometimes you have to, though. English and software can be annoying. Not to mention colour coding the napkins pink or blue.

Whee! Perp!


Jesse - Sep 26, 2005 11:11:07 am PDT #1007 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Realizes bookbag refers to bag made from books mentioned earlier.

Oh yeah. That. I'm slower than you.

Sometimes you have to, though. English and software can be annoying. Not to mention colour coding the napkins pink or blue.

Well, yeah. In those cases, I appreciate people who don't freak out when you guess wrong. In my direct-mail days, I remember several irate letters from people like men named Marion or women called Chris or whatever. Come ON, people.


bon bon - Sep 26, 2005 11:16:37 am PDT #1008 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Sometimes you have to, though. English and software can be annoying.

I wish they wouldn't. But I don't get bent out of shape about it.