I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Oct 28, 2005 5:00:35 am PDT #9452 of 10002
hip deep in pie

ita, that is seriously cool.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2005 5:01:25 am PDT #9453 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hope they start turning on each other the way Nixon's people did.

Last night's Daily Show was funny - Jon was saying how Republicans (or was it administration officials?) were eating their young. Then he did that thing where he pretended to be listening to his earpice, and said, "Wait - I'm being told that is not a metaphor.)


Calli - Oct 28, 2005 5:03:03 am PDT #9454 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Wait - I'm being told that is not a metaphor.

The Bush daughters had better sober up long enough to get their running shoes on, then.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2005 5:04:08 am PDT #9455 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

APPLETON, Wis. -- When Emily the cat went missing a month ago, her owners looked for their wandering pet where she had ended up before -- the local animal shelter. This week they learned Emily sailed to France.

Lesley McElhiney now figures her cat went prowling around a paper warehouse near home and ended up in a cargo container that went by ship across the Atlantic Ocean and was trucked to Nancy, a city in northeastern France near the border with Germany.

Bad kitty!

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Kalshane - Oct 28, 2005 5:05:05 am PDT #9456 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Timelies,

Ack. My throat hurts this morning. I really hope I'm not coming down with something.

Weekend plans include going to see "Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind" in the city tonight. I have a friend visiting from out of town who's never been and I've never seen one of their Halloween shows, so it seemed like a no-brainer.

Tomorrow night I'm going to a Halloween party/wedding, costumes-required. I've been wracking my brain trying to come up with an idea since I got the invite on Sunday (both halves of the couple thought the other had invited me. Oops.) and am coming up empty. Looking through my closet I realized I'm only a gun and a hat or olive drab jacket away from having a complete Jayne costume, so I'm going to look for the missing pieces tomorrow afternoon and go with that.


shrift - Oct 28, 2005 5:05:09 am PDT #9457 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was behind a hearse today. A caddy. Model name? Eureka. There is something just odd about that.

Last night at dinner, my family was discussing cars. My father brought up the Scion. It took me forever to understand, because they all pronounced it incorrectly. Jesus wept.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 28, 2005 5:07:11 am PDT #9458 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Last night's Daily Show was funny - Jon was saying how Republicans (or was it administration officials?) were eating their young. Then he did that thing where he pretended to be listening to his earpice, and said, "Wait - I'm being told that is not a metaphor.)

Heh. I've decided I will feel much, MUCH better if I begin to think of Shrub as Pres. George W. Backpfeifengesicht.


Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2005 5:07:18 am PDT #9459 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I hope they start turning on each other the way Nixon's people did.

That would just be the BEST FITZMAS EVAH!!!!


§ ita § - Oct 28, 2005 5:10:14 am PDT #9460 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Speaking of best evers (for lo, I am shallow) Best Kitchen Confidential Co-Star Ever. With some small plot details.

Also, KC'll be back during sweeps, so yay!


msbelle - Oct 28, 2005 5:14:45 am PDT #9461 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh my goodness with the pretty.