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Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

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tommyrot - Oct 28, 2005 5:04:08 am PDT #9455 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

APPLETON, Wis. -- When Emily the cat went missing a month ago, her owners looked for their wandering pet where she had ended up before -- the local animal shelter. This week they learned Emily sailed to France.

Lesley McElhiney now figures her cat went prowling around a paper warehouse near home and ended up in a cargo container that went by ship across the Atlantic Ocean and was trucked to Nancy, a city in northeastern France near the border with Germany.

Bad kitty!

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Kalshane - Oct 28, 2005 5:05:05 am PDT #9456 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Timelies,

Ack. My throat hurts this morning. I really hope I'm not coming down with something.

Weekend plans include going to see "Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind" in the city tonight. I have a friend visiting from out of town who's never been and I've never seen one of their Halloween shows, so it seemed like a no-brainer.

Tomorrow night I'm going to a Halloween party/wedding, costumes-required. I've been wracking my brain trying to come up with an idea since I got the invite on Sunday (both halves of the couple thought the other had invited me. Oops.) and am coming up empty. Looking through my closet I realized I'm only a gun and a hat or olive drab jacket away from having a complete Jayne costume, so I'm going to look for the missing pieces tomorrow afternoon and go with that.

shrift - Oct 28, 2005 5:05:09 am PDT #9457 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was behind a hearse today. A caddy. Model name? Eureka. There is something just odd about that.

Last night at dinner, my family was discussing cars. My father brought up the Scion. It took me forever to understand, because they all pronounced it incorrectly. Jesus wept.

Frankenbuddha - Oct 28, 2005 5:07:11 am PDT #9458 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Last night's Daily Show was funny - Jon was saying how Republicans (or was it administration officials?) were eating their young. Then he did that thing where he pretended to be listening to his earpice, and said, "Wait - I'm being told that is not a metaphor.)

Heh. I've decided I will feel much, MUCH better if I begin to think of Shrub as Pres. George W. Backpfeifengesicht.

Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2005 5:07:18 am PDT #9459 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I hope they start turning on each other the way Nixon's people did.

That would just be the BEST FITZMAS EVAH!!!!

§ ita § - Oct 28, 2005 5:10:14 am PDT #9460 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Speaking of best evers (for lo, I am shallow) Best Kitchen Confidential Co-Star Ever. With some small plot details.

Also, KC'll be back during sweeps, so yay!

msbelle - Oct 28, 2005 5:14:45 am PDT #9461 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh my goodness with the pretty.

Fred Pete - Oct 28, 2005 5:22:49 am PDT #9462 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Bad kitty!

Well-traveled kitty!

brenda m - Oct 28, 2005 5:23:00 am PDT #9463 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Pres. George W. Backpfeifengesicht.

Oh, yes indeed.

Lee - Oct 28, 2005 5:23:04 am PDT #9464 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yay for indictments and pretty pretty co-stars!

Did they find out why NYC smell(ed) like syrup?

Remember that post where I said I was awake earlier? Seems like I lied, because when the shuttle people called, it startled me, and the cats, and then I fell down and went boom, and the kitchen cart I use as my liquor cabinent got involved, and now I have a small cut on right hand, an spot that might bruise under my left eye, slightly crooked glasses, and a hella of a bruise on my big toe, which may actually be broken, based on my pain level.

Yay Me!

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