The Register seems to think the killer dolphin thing is a hoax.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 7:52:38 am PDT #922 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 7:55:56 am PDT #923 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It does sound like a plot that Sci Fi would think twice about. Which is why I want it to be true!
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 7:56:02 am PDT #924 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 7:58:57 am PDT #925 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I only want it to be true if I can have a killer dolphin of my own.
§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 8:02:15 am PDT #926 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What about battling killer dolphins with a group of genetically modified killer whales?
Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 8:03:39 am PDT #927 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Do the genetically modified killer whales get to have weapons too?
Nilly - Sep 26, 2005 8:03:50 am PDT #928 of 10002
Swouncing
What about battling killer dolphins with a group of genetically modified killer whales?
Will they fight crime?
§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 8:04:13 am PDT #929 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Do the genetically modified killer whales get to have weapons too?
Not other than their brains. Which are pretty magnificent, and capable of telepathy.
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:04:25 am PDT #930 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What about battling killer dolphins with a group of genetically modified killer whales?
Only if the killer whales are secretly controlled by genentially modified, super-intelligent penguins.
§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 8:05:04 am PDT #931 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No penguins! Maybe crime!