No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Oct 19, 2005 1:54:55 pm PDT #7376 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, I'm off to get my hair cut!

Not short enough to deserve pictures, though. Sorry.


DavidS - Oct 19, 2005 1:57:01 pm PDT #7377 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I'm off to get my hair cut!

::blood pressure diverted...::

Not short enough to deserve pictures, though. Sorry.

::blood pressure reverts to predetermined levels::

And please don't. Have a stroke, that is.

If you insist.


JZ - Oct 19, 2005 2:01:48 pm PDT #7378 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Dearest? What Tep said.

Also, the back of my neck is getting positively scruffly. Whatever shall I do about it?


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2005 2:04:57 pm PDT #7379 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What's a little creepy is that I got my hair cut yesterday, and haven't gotten one single HecRequest for a picture.

Perhaps he's a pod person.

Must administer the Hecutest:

Quick! Tell me the 5 best sandwiches you've ever had!


Nilly - Oct 19, 2005 2:05:37 pm PDT #7380 of 10002
Swouncing

couscous with spinach

I just wanted to see that combination again.

And please don't. Have a stroke, that is.

Joining Teppy and JZ. They have good ideas.


Atropa - Oct 19, 2005 2:05:41 pm PDT #7381 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Must administer the Hecutest:

Quick! Tell me the 5 best sandwiches you've ever had!

laughs and laughs and laughs


Nilly - Oct 19, 2005 2:06:31 pm PDT #7382 of 10002
Swouncing

Jilli! Congrats on the site!


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2005 2:06:34 pm PDT #7383 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tell me the 5 best sandwiches you've ever had!

And in what city you had them!

Okay, maybe that's too easy.


Cashmere - Oct 19, 2005 2:06:49 pm PDT #7384 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I want this cut, I think. I still haven't found a new stylist. I swear it's easier finding a new OB-gyn than finding a stylist.


tommyrot - Oct 19, 2005 2:06:57 pm PDT #7385 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is just odd....

World's Most Elusive Rat Dead After 18-Week Chase

It seemed like a good idea. Let a lone rat loose on a rodent-free island and then figure out how to kill it. That way, when other islands are invaded by rats, you'll know what to do.

Scientists figured they'd trap this foot-long varmint in no time.

Eighteen weeks later, they finally trapped it with some fresh penguin bait. On another island.

...

The elusive creature had made the longest confirmed open-water crossing of any rodent in history.