Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2005 2:06:34 pm PDT #7383 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tell me the 5 best sandwiches you've ever had!

And in what city you had them!

Okay, maybe that's too easy.


Cashmere - Oct 19, 2005 2:06:49 pm PDT #7384 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I want this cut, I think. I still haven't found a new stylist. I swear it's easier finding a new OB-gyn than finding a stylist.


tommyrot - Oct 19, 2005 2:06:57 pm PDT #7385 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is just odd....

World's Most Elusive Rat Dead After 18-Week Chase

It seemed like a good idea. Let a lone rat loose on a rodent-free island and then figure out how to kill it. That way, when other islands are invaded by rats, you'll know what to do.

Scientists figured they'd trap this foot-long varmint in no time.

Eighteen weeks later, they finally trapped it with some fresh penguin bait. On another island.

...

The elusive creature had made the longest confirmed open-water crossing of any rodent in history.


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2005 2:08:28 pm PDT #7386 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's just asking for trouble. Who knows what it did in those 18 weeks? What traps it laid? What evil lays in wait for us all..

Damned scientists.


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2005 2:08:35 pm PDT #7387 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Quick! Tell me the 5 best sandwiches you've ever had!

laughs and laughs and laughs

Surely I'm not the only one who's noticed Hec's 5 Best [Thing] lists! I would be sad if I couldn't count on him to list his 5 favorite Jell-O desserts or whatnot.

Also, he loves sandwiches. I know this. I got to hear the sandwich list once. I believe it involved a monte cristo, though I admit I really can't remember.


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2005 2:09:30 pm PDT #7388 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Who knows what it did in those 18 weeks?

Now I'm confusing this with the creepy Katie Holmes article.


Aims - Oct 19, 2005 2:10:04 pm PDT #7389 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Maybe it got Katie pregnant.


tommyrot - Oct 19, 2005 2:10:23 pm PDT #7390 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was Katie Holmes finally trapped with fresh penguin?


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2005 2:12:43 pm PDT #7391 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I just learned you can find this if you image google "baby rat."

But really, we must fear the coming of this.


JZ - Oct 19, 2005 2:14:06 pm PDT #7392 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

That was not something I needed to learn, ever.

note to self: WHY?