It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 19, 2005 5:39:05 am PDT #7251 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

And then she jumped out the window of my flat

!!! Oh my.

I was trying to explain to a friend why I think it is strange that the hurricans will not go from names to letters. I think they should be names starting with Alpha. Like Apollo or something.


sarameg - Oct 19, 2005 5:40:07 am PDT #7252 of 10002

I'm being paranoid because both my mom and dad have had travel rearranged due to flights cancelled in various going-under cost saving schemes. And I'm just not that flexible. Which is why I also avoid O'Hare like the plague.


msbelle - Oct 19, 2005 5:42:07 am PDT #7253 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

unforeseen surplus that could reach $928 million by the end of the year.

OK, while I am happy about the weekend holiday savings. This kinda pisses me off, because the MTA has been whining about no $$ for a while and has cut back on cleaning and manned token booths, Not to mention the last rate hike. Why not just let the fare go down to $1.75 or something?

Also? A lot of those weekends, NYCers will be out of town and tourists will be the ones reaping the benefits.


bon bon - Oct 19, 2005 5:43:41 am PDT #7254 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have to say, not that impressed with the (temporary!) fare reduction. It's such an obvious ploy for people to forget MTA's murky accounting, unnecessary fare hikes and aloof management. "Here's $20. We'll be wanting that back in a couple years when we raise the fares again. Oh, and with 500% interest. Have a good one!"

ETA: and what msbelle said, especially about the usefulness of weekend discounts.


JZ - Oct 19, 2005 5:44:30 am PDT #7255 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I vote for Hurricane Zim.

::takes tissues from Laura, snurfles through the entire box in an ungodly short amount of time::


Jesse - Oct 19, 2005 6:03:50 am PDT #7256 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Crap. I've got to get moving and get out of here.


Scrappy - Oct 19, 2005 6:47:00 am PDT #7257 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

My cat kneads, but luckily he's very specific. I sleep on my side and he likes to snuggle up between me and the BF and and knead the back of my neck. It's like I have my own tiny masseuse.


ChiKat - Oct 19, 2005 6:48:58 am PDT #7258 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, Callie & Burrell!!!

My cat decided to suck on my sleeve and knead my arm at 3:00 am.

My cat kneads, but he doesn't suck. He likes to knead my stomach and thigh, so I just keep his claws trimmed and I'm okay.

Juice and Kleenex for the Zmayhems!


Sue - Oct 19, 2005 6:50:10 am PDT #7259 of 10002
hip deep in pie

MY cats knead blankets more than they knead me. I think they got tired of trying to relaxing and me saying "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Though Pico does try to wake me sometimes by hopping on my back (if I'm sleeping on my stomach) and kneading. If only I could direct him to the knots.


beth b - Oct 19, 2005 6:51:58 am PDT #7260 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday burell

my sympathies consuela