I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Xander ,'Beneath You'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DebetEsse - Oct 18, 2005 4:38:31 am PDT #6916 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Frank! When he started on the What to do to die today I damn near died. But that was personal baggage on top of the inherent funny.

I'm not sure how long it can last. I think it depends on the guest, and there's a good chance they've got other things planned for recurring bits. I hope so, at least. Given that it's parodying something I think of as more limited than "the news"...I'll wait and see.


Jessica - Oct 18, 2005 4:56:27 am PDT #6917 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Colbert Report has a few kinks to iron out, but I hurt myself laughing at "And some of you are going to call in and say "Well, I *did* look it up, and that's wrong," and then again at the gravitas duel, so I think he'll do all right.


Nutty - Oct 18, 2005 4:57:40 am PDT #6918 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

If the Yankees want to jettison [A-Rod], I'd be happy to see him in Dodger blue, but it won't happen because even Steinbrenner isn't that stupid.

Agreed. Long has it been proved that you don't have to be a nice guy to be good at baseball, and A-Rod is good at baseball.

But he's not the girl next door!

Woke up late and therefore have not had coffee. I think the time for coffee has come.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 18, 2005 5:06:13 am PDT #6919 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Given that it's parodying something I think of as more limited than "the news"...I'll wait and see.

The Colbert Report has a few kinks to iron out

Pretty much agree with both of these, but I also know it's still WAYYYY early days. As I said, I'm curious to see how much he mixes things up. Recurring bits are definitely going to be a key factor, I think.

My favorite moment in the duel was when Phillips paused before delivering the bit about the piercing where he had this "you can't seriously expect me to say this" look before doing so anyway.


Jesse - Oct 18, 2005 5:07:09 am PDT #6920 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I agree with all y'all on the Colbert Report, but with the added note that I think it's funny EVERY TIME someone says "col-bair reporr."

I am going to note my plan for the day here, so that you people can make me really do it. Now I am spending a couple of hours leisurely doing homework for tonight (I don't really have a couple of hours of work left on that), then a quick trip to Salvation Army and Goodwill for Halloween shopping, then buckle down on my paper for the rest of the afternoon, at school if need be, since I get more work done in the computer lab than in my house.


DXMachina - Oct 18, 2005 5:10:03 am PDT #6921 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Long has it been proved that you don't have to be a nice guy to be good at baseball, and A-Rod is good at baseball.

And is by all accounts a nice guy.


Jessica - Oct 18, 2005 5:14:04 am PDT #6922 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think it's funny EVERY TIME someone says "col-bair reporr."

OMGyes! At first I was like "repor? WTF?" and then after it was repeated enough times it became the funniest thing ever.


Sue - Oct 18, 2005 5:36:25 am PDT #6923 of 10002
hip deep in pie

The network that carries the Daily Show in Canada hasn't picked up the Colbert Report yet. (pout)


Vortex - Oct 18, 2005 5:45:25 am PDT #6924 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm quite sure I could find more than a few serial rapists who turned up at Church every Sunday and were quite good and singing the hymns.

and sometimes, they were the priests leading the service.


Jesse - Oct 18, 2005 5:48:12 am PDT #6925 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it's fair to say that in any organization made up of people, most of them will be good and some of them will be bad. And a very few of them will be evil.