I still swear the Buffetts I know are related to one of them, but now I don't know which. Hmph.

This weekend, I will be a tourist with my parents. I have a pretty good set of plans for us, I think.

Jesse, is Warren Buffett married? IJS. You'll be looking great...

This weekend I am sleeping. Also my neighborhood has a tour of historic houses, which is fun for those who like interior decorating, historic architecture, and poking around other people's stuff and critiquing their taste. Say, for example, me. Am excited. Also mowing the lawn. Less excited.

I have a birthday celebration to attend, and that's about it. Other than tremendous (on an ita-scale) erranding to do. It's tremendous because it involves printing and a post office line. I'm already tired.

On the upside, there are raisins in my lunch, and chocolate in my dessert.

Leather pants for sale on eBay:

These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren’t worn onstage. They didn’t straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.

Haircut tomorrow. I really need to do some clothes shopping and clean out my closet, but those rank high on the list of ook. FINALLY going to rent a steam cleaner and deal with my carpet. Grocery shopping for the stuff the store was out of earlier this week. Pay bills.

Jesse, is Warren Buffett married? IJS.

Ew. But also, I think he is? IIRC, he's not altogether "with" the wife, but he is married. I need to do research before I go.

Dang, I need a haircut bad. It's probably too late to get an appointment for tomorrow, though.

Are we suggesting that Jesse take one for the team, just so that we can finally buy that Buffista island?

Ah, now he's a widower: [link]

But still no.

She can take one, three, or however many it requires.